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  1. Emevas is offline
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    Dysfunctionally Strong

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    Posted On:
    3/21/2010 10:00am

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    As I'm in the military, usually the 160lb kids trying to tell me what to do also have M4s, while I have nothing.

    That's pretty big motivation for me to comply, haha.
    "Emevas,
    You're a scrapper, I like that."-Ronin69
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    Quote Originally Posted by karma2343 View Post
    Also, if he were that strong, then how the hell would his wives survive sex with him? He would crush their pelvises completely within the first couple seconds.

    And seriously, how is any human being having 260 horsepower even remotely conceivable?
    Damn dude, don't you read? He's on his 28th wife, and takes them four at a time. That makes this the seventh generation of wives. The others are in a mass grave behind his house. Whether they suffocated from the blubber or were crushed by his horsepower, I believe it.
  3. Kintanon is offline
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    Yes, I am smarter than you are.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Emevas View Post
    As I'm in the military, usually the 160lb kids trying to tell me what to do also have M4s, while I have nothing.

    That's pretty big motivation for me to comply, haha.
    Wait, are you trying to tell me that benchpressing won't eventually render my torso bulletproof? What a waste of time! *goes back to bending quarters*
  4. tao.jonez is offline
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     Style: JKD, Jiu Jitsu

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrGalt View Post
    Damn dude, don't you read? He's on his 28th wife, and takes them four at a time. That makes this the seventh generation of wives. The others are in a mass grave behind his house.
    Wrong. He ejaculated and launched them into orbit. Allah's will be praised.

    This guy is so amazing that he doesn't even fit into his own shirt. See those poor overworked buttons?
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    3/22/2010 4:17pm


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    Quote Originally Posted by tao.jonez View Post
    This guy is so amazing that he doesn't even fit into his own shirt. See those poor overworked buttons?
    Obviously from his hard regime of mutton and melted butter....
  6. superninjagod is offline

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    3/22/2010 4:19pm


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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    I love the picture of him lifting a car.

    First of all where was his super scary energy burst then?

    Second can you really safely lift a car from the inside of the roof without damaging it?

    Third do you really think that we don't know that your fat ass isn't covering up the Jack??
  7. tao.jonez is offline
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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    What's the prize for winning worlds strongest man? I bet it's close to $90,000US.

    With that prize plus the qualification round prizes and a hefty sponsorship from Land-O-Lakes and the World Mutton Council, this guy could be RICH! Plus he'd get all the butter he could drink.
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