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    Naked oil wrestling?

    There's going to be this party where people want to have some naked oil wrestling. As a grappler, and it falls on me to figure out how to make this happen.

    So I have some questions:

    what oil does one use which is available in large quantities cheaply?

    what sort of rule sets are good for drunken naked party oil wrestling?

    what equipment can people suggest for setting something up out doors for this? I don't have any mats myself, and need to find something that will work as a wrestling mat outside that doesn't cost an arm and a leg. I'd really like something larger than a kiddie pool so people have space to do something interesting.

    Thanks!

    And no, this is not a damn joke.

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    LOL

    I do have some ideas from a friend who hosted this kind of ladies exhibition at a house party. For the oil, you should check out Cosco. Olive oil would probably be the best but more expensive then vegetable.

    Rules are simple, if you can pin the person down for three seconds you win.

    Your going to want a large tarp and to have a large inflatable pool as your ring. They will probably get ruined from this so buy stuff on the cheap

    Also if you don't film hot girls oil wrestling, you will make Bullshido angry

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    Use virgin olive oil, extra virgin washes off easier but only if you don't mind paying extra.
    Rules? No striking and anything that'll leave a scar/bruise comes to mind.

    2nd-hand carpets at a bargain store? Lessened chance of carpet-burn due to oiling.
    All the ideas, I got.

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    yep, extra virgin olive oil and inflatable pool. don't forget your supplies of towels, for drying up and helping them up.

    and fer chriss'sakes if you gonna video them make sure they're GENETICALLY female! I for one have absolutely no interest in oil-wrestling males...

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    Quote Originally Posted by baby_cart View Post
    yep, extra virgin olive oil and inflatable pool. don't forget your supplies of towels, for drying up and helping them up.

    and fer chriss'sakes if you gonna video them make sure they're GENETICALLY female! I for one have absolutely no interest in oil-wrestling males...
    +1,000,000,000 on this, man!!!

    No sausage, only taco!!
    I feel like you eye-bawlin' me, dawg!

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    Another criteria, hopefully genetic females under 150 lbs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DarkPhoenix View Post
    +1,000,000,000 on this, man!!!

    No sausage, only taco!!
    3 girls and 1 guy is O.k.

    oh and .. give us your location =)

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    Quote Originally Posted by baby_cart View Post
    yep, extra virgin olive oil and inflatable pool. don't forget your supplies of towels, for drying up and helping them up.

    and fer chriss'sakes if you gonna video them make sure they're GENETICALLY female! I for one have absolutely no interest in oil-wrestling males...
    If you are going to have guys wrestling each other, make sure that they use dirty engine oil and wrestle outside on the ground with a load of drunk, hollering guys stood in a circle all around.

    Anything else would be a bit gay.

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    Thanks for the useful replies! Bullshido comes through again!

    As for the location of the party, it's actually going to be at the boxing gym near where you live--just go there and ask about the naked oil wrestling, and they'll tell you when the party is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by quellist View Post
    Thanks for the useful replies! Bullshido comes through again!

    As for the location of the party, it's actually going to be at the boxing gym near where you live--just go there and ask about the naked oil wrestling, and they'll tell you when the party is.
    Naked oil wrestling at the boxing gym? Isn't that a bit like striking in the grappleshed?

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