Best martial art for zombie apocalypse?

[tao.jonez]

I should say I don't fully get the jokes...Chaos Undivided went right over my head.

I played D&D for a few years when I was much younger. Had a monk when they were first allowed and a rogue assassin. I haven't found a great computer version - game developers aren't the best DMs (zombie, zombie, zombie, zombie, boss zombie with treasure). I seriously miss my dice collection and monster manuals.

Anyway, the best defense against zombies is swimming. I've never seen a swimming zombie. Presumably they just bob about until they get eaten.

[chaosexmachina]

Anyway, the best defense against zombies is swimming. I've never seen a swimming zombie. Presumably they just bob about until they get eaten.

Eaten by what? Sharks? Wouldn't that then turn the sharks into zombies!?

OH GOD, ZOMBIE SHARKS!!

[Sri Hanuman]

We all know the zombie sharks would get defeated by sharks with lazers on their heads.




Or depth charges.

[Baltic]

What, no references to Mkunga Lalem (aka The Eel and the Sword)? For shame.

[Sri Hanuman]

Dude, eel blood is toxic to humans. That's the last thing you need on your swords when fighting zombies.

[tao.jonez]

Eels don't have blood. They run off electricity.

[DdlR]

YouTube- I Kick Ass For The Lord!

I was a stuntman in that scene.

[Sri Hanuman]

Eel sushi must hurt like a bitch.

[tao.jonez]

Don't you know anything? You have to remove the batteries before you eat it.

There's nothing that awesome in Russian cuisine. Borscht and cabbage are so humdrum.

[Sri Hanuman]

Everything taste good with vodka and kettlebell.