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    I should say I don't fully get the jokes...Chaos Undivided went right over my head.

    I played D&D for a few years when I was much younger. Had a monk when they were first allowed and a rogue assassin. I haven't found a great computer version - game developers aren't the best DMs (zombie, zombie, zombie, zombie, boss zombie with treasure). I seriously miss my dice collection and monster manuals.

    Anyway, the best defense against zombies is swimming. I've never seen a swimming zombie. Presumably they just bob about until they get eaten.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tao.jonez View Post
    Anyway, the best defense against zombies is swimming. I've never seen a swimming zombie. Presumably they just bob about until they get eaten.
    Eaten by what? Sharks? Wouldn't that then turn the sharks into zombies!?

    OH GOD, ZOMBIE SHARKS!!
    "Prison is for rapists, thieves and murderers. If you lock someone up for smoking a plant that makes them happy, you're the fucking criminal." - Joe Rogan

    El Guapo says dance!

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    We all know the zombie sharks would get defeated by sharks with lazers on their heads.




    Or depth charges.
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    What, no references to Mkunga Lalem (aka The Eel and the Sword)? For shame.

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    Dude, eel blood is toxic to humans. That's the last thing you need on your swords when fighting zombies.
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    Eels don't have blood. They run off electricity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DarkPhoenix View Post
    I was a stuntman in that scene.

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    Eel sushi must hurt like a bitch.
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    Don't you know anything? You have to remove the batteries before you eat it.

    There's nothing that awesome in Russian cuisine. Borscht and cabbage are so humdrum.

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    Everything taste good with vodka and kettlebell.
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