Best martial art for zombie apocalypse?

**doofaloofa** · Posted On: 10/11/2012 2:40pm

Originally Posted by Vince Tortelli

Gentlemen, behold, the means by which I will both laugh the zombie apocolypse to scorn AND take one step closer to joining the holy orders of the Adeptus Astartes!

Vid

Uke was too compliant

**Permalost** · Posted On: 10/11/2012 2:46pm

In a world where black is white, up is down and chaos is order, only Troy Hurtubise is sane.

**Vince Tortelli** · Posted On: 10/11/2012 2:48pm

Originally Posted by Permalost

In a world where black is white, up is down and chaos is order, only Troy Hurtubise is sane.

Only the insane are strong enough to prosper.
Only those who prosper are capable of deciding what is sane.

**BJMills** · Posted On: 10/12/2012 2:21am

Originally Posted by Vince Tortelli

Simple minded dreamers, the lot of them. Clinging to an imaginary golden age and chanting that great mantra of reactionary conservatives through the ages "This is old, therefore it is better."
Medicine, Science, Philosophy, Plumbing...all have been subjected to the heartless process of progress and emerged the stronger for it. You boast to me of your chainmail, which was rendered obsolete by full plate armor during the very ages you claim to cling to?

Gentlemen, behold, the means by which I will both laugh the zombie apocolypse to scorn AND take one step closer to joining the holy orders of the Adeptus Astartes!

Holy ****! The bear suit! I remember seeing this on TV in the late 80s. IIRC the guy who made it was mauled by a bear and survived, then got obsessed with being able to confront them in the wild. I think that he spent all this money and did all this testing then went out to some forrest and walked around for a bit but got really tired because the suit was heavy and hard to walk in, but never found a bear.

Which brings us back to the zombie apocolypse anything really hard to move around in is going to turn into a coffin if you get caught.

**doofaloofa** · Posted On: 10/12/2012 8:12am

Kevlar cat suit, freshly greased up

**doofaloofa** · Posted On: 10/12/2012 11:46am

My new Zed sterilizer (3' long)

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It can also be used to gain entry to buildings and vehicles

**Styygens** · Posted On: 10/12/2012 3:49pm

Originally Posted by Vince Tortelli

I laughed so hard I nearly coughed up a lung.

I hope he's got a neck brace in there; whiplash is still a potential problem. When he got pushed down the escarpment, I feared for his major joints.

Still, I was reminded quite a bit of Astartes powered armor... Good find.