Best martial art for zombie apocalypse?

**MrChikyoChagi** · Posted On: 1/15/2012 6:50pm

Yes. Gas mask, definitely. I can't wait 'till the day comes. I'll cream my pants. Equipped with two Black Ronin Tomahawks, Springfield Armoury XDw/ supressor attached to my with with holster, with a machete to the right of my rib strapped with leather jacket cut off to my ribs. With steel toe combat boots. And a medium size belt pouch with a shitload of condoms and disinfectant. :)

**ChenPengFi** · Posted On: 5/27/2012 11:43pm

It has begun...

One man was shot to death by Miami police, and another man is fighting for his life after he was attacked, and his face allegedly half eaten, by a naked man on the MacArthur Causeway off ramp Saturday, police said.

The horror began about 2 p.m. when a series of gunshots were heard on the ramp, which is along NE 13th Street, just south of The Miami Herald building.

According to police sources, a road ranger saw a naked man chewing on another man’s face and shouted on his loud speaker for him to back away.Meanwhile, a woman also saw the incident and flagged down a police officer who was in the area.

The officer, who has not been identified, approached and, seeing what was happening, also ordered the naked man to back away. When he continued the assault, the officer shot him, police sources said. The attacker failed to stop after being shot, forcing the officer to continue firing. Witnesses said they heard at least a half dozen shots.

Read more here: http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/2...#storylink=cpy

**cualltaigh** · Posted On: 5/28/2012 12:05am

Originally Posted by ChenPengFi

It has begun...

Hmmm, time to enrol in some German Longsword and invest in something like this:

**jedtex88** · Posted On: 5/28/2012 1:54am

Great... Any one know of anybody else who chewed someone's face off in a Cocaine induced rage? PCP I'd be a little more inclined to believe.

**ChenPengFi** · Posted On: 5/28/2012 2:31am

Nah only hearts and mushrooms.

**kevinlolwut** · Posted On: 5/28/2012 4:16pm

Boxing, if i had brass knuckles.

**ChenPengFi** · Posted On: 6/16/2012 8:23pm

Oh yes, from today at Koko Head range:

**Soldiermedic** · Posted On: 6/19/2012 10:15am

http://zombieindustries.com/shop/cat...ombie-targets/

I am not sure how this is a sustainable business, but good on them for giving the people what they want.

**scipio** · Posted On: 6/19/2012 10:20am

Originally Posted by soldiermedic25

http://zombieindustries.com/shop/cat...ombie-targets/

I am not sure how this is a sustainable business, but good on them for giving the people what they want.

The exploding zombie targets sound a bit of a giggle......