Best martial art for zombie apocalypse?

**money** · Posted On: 2/15/2010 1:16pm

Been done before. Also, this thread needs more Tokyo Zombie.

Tokyo Zombie

**chaosexmachina** · Posted On: 2/15/2010 2:37pm

No contact should be made with the infected. Use a shotgun and aim for the head. However if they do get close, have a machete on hand (try to decapitate).

**Chili Pepper** · Posted On: 2/16/2010 9:17am

http://zombietools.net/tools/

I mean, c'mon - you'd give your left nut to have the chance to hack a zombie to pieces with an Apocalax:

**Sri Hanuman** · Posted On: 2/16/2010 9:52am

Nothing stops zombies like the power of Christ.

**DarkPhoenix** · Posted On: 2/16/2010 10:24am

YouTube- I Kick Ass For The Lord!

TKD FTW!!!

Or, when all else fails, a cricket bat!

**Sri Hanuman** · Posted On: 2/16/2010 10:25am

That, and Choi Kwan Do.

**pokeroo** · Posted On: 2/16/2010 12:16pm

I used to find that a spiked club with +50% against the undead worked pretty well. Also if your a paladin there's a spell that can heal your allies and damage the undead.

**Sri Hanuman** · Posted On: 2/16/2010 12:22pm

Originally Posted by pokeroo

I used to find that a spiked club with +50% against the undead worked pretty well. Also if your a paladin there's a spell that can heal your allies and damage the undead.

I'll top that. A simple unsommon spell, or wall of flame will more than do the job.

Praise Chaos Undivided.

**tao.jonez** · Posted On: 2/16/2010 3:16pm

I don't get some of the nerdier jokes. It's been too long since I played any dice rolling games.

**pokeroo** · Posted On: 2/16/2010 3:18pm

Originally Posted by tao.jonez

I don't get some of the nerdier jokes. It's been too long since I played any dice rolling games.

Those games evolved into computer games that were slightly more mainstream such as the Diablo trilogy. The fact that you know what we were referring to indicates you do get them, but its okay if you don't find them funny.