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  1. doofaloofa is offline

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    Quote Originally Posted by oldmatebufomari View Post
    Probably not. While it will give those training a better gag reflex breathing in the foetid air, 1 zombie cant really do much, and training against it would be like training against a boxing bag. You would need at least 15, and if you had that many you still run the risk of being asphyxiated if they push you up against a wall.
    Its for people who are bored with punch bags, but dont like getting punched in the face. So why at least 15? Can you expand on this requirement?
    I admit the smell may pose a problem, but we have a solution. Eviserate zombie, remove any other bits not reqired, and fill resulting cavities with pot-pori. Each body shot would be a puff of lavender. Oh and open the windows as well
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    Bushido or the art of the samari or whatever its called. Those katanas slice some necks
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    Quote Originally Posted by jander View Post
    Bushido or the art of the samari or whatever its called. Those katanas slice some necks
    Troll, or just dumb?
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    Quote Originally Posted by jander View Post
    Bushido or the art of the samari or whatever its called. Those katanas slice some necks
    lol... Wut?
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    Quote Originally Posted by doofaloofa View Post
    Its for people who are bored with punch bags, but dont like getting punched in the face. So why at least 15? Can you expand on this requirement?
    I admit the smell may pose a problem, but we have a solution. Eviserate zombie, remove any other bits not reqired, and fill resulting cavities with pot-pori. Each body shot would be a puff of lavender. Oh and open the windows as well
    The speed of zombies is negligible. the only advantage to be gained by training with "live" zombies is if they are in high numeracy. The exercise would force the trainee to adopt a method that prevents them from being cornered, and is an accurate replication of how hand to hand may actually work in practice. Sure, so you can drop one? Can you do it quickly enough that the rest don't get you?
  6. doofaloofa is offline

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    Quote Originally Posted by oldmatebufomari View Post
    The speed of zombies is negligible.
    Depends on which movie you watch.
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    Well You could use Kyokushin vs Zombies if you fight like sparring you dont have to worry about hitting them in the head and them biting you, you could just keep all day throwing low kicks and mae geris
    Other thing will be all the martial arts that train locks and **** with non resisting oponents if the zombies are really slow and all rotten you could actually do that stuff!
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    Necrophilia.

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    Quote Originally Posted by doofaloofa View Post
    Depends on which movie you watch.
    true. I make the assumption that the zombies would be the slow kind, because reanimated flesh would be deprived of oxygen (no pulse). Either kind would most likely congregate in groups and attack in masses, due to urban population density
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    And if we are talking about 'magical' zombie based resurrection, then by the gods I will be fucking ruiningface with magic powers or enchanted weapons; straight up.
    Daniel: I don't know if I know enough karate.

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    Daniel: You sure know how to make a guy feel confident.

    Miyagi: You trust the quality of what you know, not quantity.

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