Best martial art for zombie apocalypse?

**Jim_Jude** · Posted On: 10/12/2011 1:55am

I have Tokyo Zombie, it's crazy

**Mr.Miyagi** · Posted On: 10/12/2011 7:21am

Originally Posted by Jim_Jude

I have Tokyo Zombie, it's crazy

Yes, it's amazing! I was really happy with the purchase....I only wish Tokyo Gore Police left me with the same feeling....*

*note, total disappointment =/= really happy

**doofaloofa** · Posted On: 10/12/2011 12:48pm

I believe a de-jawed zombie with hands removed would be an asset in a dojo

**Super8astard** · Posted On: 10/12/2011 4:24pm

It might scare the chilluns...

**atheistmantis** · Posted On: 10/12/2011 9:13pm

If we argue who is most special then eventually after an eternity of argument all must agree that we are equally special. Otherwise it would be nothing more than a whose dick is bigger contest.

**Super8astard** · Posted On: 10/12/2011 10:37pm

Originally Posted by atheistmantis

If we argue who is most special then eventually after an eternity of argument all must agree that we are equally special. Otherwise it would be nothing more than a whose dick is bigger contest.

I'll lose that contest...

**Jim_Jude** · Posted On: 10/12/2011 10:44pm

Originally Posted by Super8astard

It might scare the chilluns...

It would be great for smelly crazy hobo defense training. Just throw a handmedown judogi on that stinky bastard & have at thee!!!!

**Mr.Miyagi** · Posted On: 10/13/2011 6:27am

I always assumed you'd just do the right thing in zombie invasion, Soccer shin pads front and back of calves...no major bites! Dismantle zombies with saw lined jacket collars....mmm collar saw choke.

**doofaloofa** · Posted On: 10/13/2011 10:45am

Originally Posted by Jim_Jude

It would be great for smelly crazy hobo defense training. Just throw a handmedown judogi on that stinky bastard & have at thee!!!!

Stick magic pants on them and rent them out to aikidojo

**oldmatebufomari** · Posted On: 10/14/2011 9:22pm

Originally Posted by doofaloofa

I believe a de-jawed zombie with hands removed would be an asset in a dojo

Probably not. While it will give those training a better gag reflex breathing in the foetid air, 1 zombie cant really do much, and training against it would be like training against a boxing bag. You would need at least 15, and if you had that many you still run the risk of being asphyxiated if they push you up against a wall.