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  1. jspeedy is online now
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    FMA! Not only will it help you if the zombies don't attack. If the zombies do attack you'll be fine too.

    This is old but i'll post it anyway, haven't seen it on Bullshido. I still think it relates to the topic at hand.
    YouTube- FND Films - Gay Zombie
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    **** that ****. The badass motherfuckers I used to train Eskrima with, and myself would attack the fucking zombies.

    These are the fucking pains
    Motherfucking zombies want your fucking brains
    Zombie-ism is spreading like the fucking AIDS
    Check the stream of blood where he fucking wades

    Cover your windows with some fucking boards
    Grab yours sticks, sharpen your fucking swords
    It's fucking crazy, but we go real fucking mad
    Punching fucking zombies in their fucking nads

    These are the fucking truths
    Motherfucking zombies in the fucking booths
    Run up on them from behind and just fucking chop
    And then just watch the zombie parts fucking drop

    The arm just went one fucking way
    Leave the zombie *head*, man, are you fucking gay?
    Killing zombies is a fucking blast
    Using FMA to kick some fucking ass
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    being a dick with skill is only marginally better than being a dick without skill.
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    By the way, that video is fucking awesome.
    Quote Originally Posted by Goju - joe
    being a dick with skill is only marginally better than being a dick without skill.
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    Do flame-throwers count as a martial art?
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     Style: JJJ/Judo[Nidan] BJJ[Blue]

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     Style: FMA

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Question View Post
    **** that ****. The badass motherfuckers I used to train Eskrima with, and myself would attack the fucking zombies.

    These are the fucking pains
    Motherfucking zombies want your fucking brains
    Zombie-ism is spreading like the fucking AIDS
    Check the stream of blood where he fucking wades

    Cover your windows with some fucking boards
    Grab yours sticks, sharpen your fucking swords
    It's fucking crazy, but we go real fucking mad
    Punching fucking zombies in their fucking nads

    These are the fucking truths
    Motherfucking zombies in the fucking booths
    Run up on them from behind and just fucking chop
    And then just watch the zombie parts fucking drop

    The arm just went one fucking way
    Leave the zombie *head*, man, are you fucking gay?
    Killing zombies is a fucking blast
    Using FMA to kick some fucking ass
    Is this a long lost "Demented Are Go" Song? Very psycobilly rock. Good poetry too. + Bonus points for practical useage of FMA.

    YouTube- Demented are go - Zombie Stalk

    And for the finale, quite a possibly a better song than the previous video -http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEESe5Z9Q8Y
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    In the event of zombie outbreak, do not attmpt to intervene yourself. Contact the professionals at fvza.org immediately. If circumstances absolutely require self-help, then I second the naginata. In an urban, close-quarters environment, consider the more maneuverable nagamaki.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Barabbas View Post
    I guess zombies are easy, but what would you do if all of a sudden a vampire gets in front of you and starts to sparkle?

    Fall madly in love with it, despite it's constant emotional abuse and creepy, controlling attitude.
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    I will draw extensively on my WTF TKD. Spinning hook kicks, and flying mule kicks. Mezmerize with the foot work, lots of Kiyups to confound, and the hogue and head gear offers some protection from bites.

    Before you disolve them with kimchi, confuse their zombie minds to sign up for automatic bank withdrawls to pay for the black belt classes, they have no need for cash now anyways.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DdlR View Post
    As usual, historical fencers are ahead of the game: Zombies and swords! | SPIKE
    See also post #2, the first reply in the thread.
    [ petterhaggholm.net | blog | essays ]
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