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    Best Anti-Zombie MA? Skull-cracking Escrima + zombie-dropping Judo. It's obvious.
    "Judo is a study of techniques with which you may kill if you wish to kill, injure if you wish to injure, subdue if you wish to subdue, and, when attacked, defend yourself" - Jigoro Kano (1889)
    ***Was this quote "taken out of context"?***

    "The judoist has no time to allow himself a margin for error, especially in a situation upon which his or another person's very life depends...."
    ~ The Secret of Judo (Jiichi Watanabe & Lindy Avakian), p.19

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    Quote Originally Posted by wetware View Post
    Because with the fall of society lawnmowers become much less common. Every "Stumpy" you make is that much sneakier in the tall grass.
    Tall grass...Australia? Strike a match and emoliate the renaimated meat.

    "Throw another a Zom on the Barbie".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hexe View Post
    2 handed kukri machete - motherfuck where have I been?. Machetes are cheap, available in quantity and do the job - just ask any Rwandan. But how come no ones mentioned the Scythe, I mean off at the knees. A stumpy Zombie is a slow Zombie, just mind the gore-slick flooring - another reason to avoid holding up in a Mall. And of course massive Kudos amongst the survivor community, you just know you'll go by the moniker "the reaper" and for effect you could dress like Johhny Cash.
    scythe would suffer from the same supposed problems of me hacking them in half with the buster sword, they'd still have their arms possibly and could crawl after you. Though yes, they would be slower for sure.

    You bring up an interesting point about the floor. We'd have to make sure to have shoes on at ALL times, because people like me, who do shotokan, BJJ, etc etc tend to have very cracked toes and beat up feet, could easily get some zombie blood poison death virus up the cracks (giggity). Steel toe boots ftw.

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    Quote Originally Posted by proteinshakez View Post
    scythe would suffer from the same supposed problems of me hacking them in half with the buster sword, they'd still have their arms possibly and could crawl after you. Though yes, they would be slower for sure.

    You bring up an interesting point about the floor. We'd have to make sure to have shoes on at ALL times, because people like me, who do shotokan, BJJ, etc etc tend to have very cracked toes and beat up feet, could easily get some zombie blood poison death virus up the cracks (giggity). Steel toe boots ftw.
    This on foot business is just too perilous. Problem solved.

    http://www.google.com.au/imgres?imgu...1t:429,r:0,s:0

    Why no can image attach?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hexe View Post
    This on foot business is just too perilous. Problem solved.

    Why no can image attach?
    because you used the wrong link.
    here you go:


    in addition: awesome idea.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hexe View Post
    This on foot business is just too perilous. Problem solved.

    http://www.google.com.au/imgres?imgu...1t:429,r:0,s:0

    Why no can image attach?
    it should play an alternating mix of the Ice Cream Truck song and the Final Fantasy 7 battle victory music.

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    Quote Originally Posted by proteinshakez View Post
    it should play an alternating mix of the Ice Cream Truck song and the Final Fantasy 7 battle victory music.
    OK, now that I can't argue with.

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    Quote Originally Posted by proteinshakez View Post
    Steel toe boots ftw.
    This. Lineman's boots with a composite safety toe would be optimal. Additionally, there are motorcycle gloves with carbon fiber across the knuckles. I'd recommend these over the Oakley tactical gloves simply because they can be had in non-perforated leather.

    Boots:
    http://www.boot.com/bbblin.shtml
    Gloves:
    http://www.carbonfibergear.com/alpin...ve-collection/

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    dont chop 'em all up, save a few for the zombie powered electricity generating tread mill

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    Quote Originally Posted by proteinshakez View Post
    it should play an alternating mix of the Ice Cream Truck song and the Final Fantasy 7 battle victory music.
    gold.

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