Seagal-brand tactical armor, battle rifles, sniper rifles--best thing ever?

[Don Gwinn]

YouTube- Steven Seagal at the SHOT Show

Clearly, there are some caveats to keep in mind.

For instance, the armor is not fully effective unless you drink enough Seagal Energy Drink to keep you hydrated and a little high. Combine the two for a great feeling of invincibility.

Also, armor is not to be considered a replacement for Seagal Black People Vision(tm) or other enhancements to situational awareness. Heads on swivels, people!

"Accoutrements" are not what you think they are. No, not those either.

I kid, but we all know I'll have a Steven Seagal Sniper Rifle over my fireplace by this time next year. I guess I should build a fireplace.

Is it just me, or does Seagal leave his cajun accent in Louisiana when he leaves?

[theotherserge]

Does he have a line of his yellow-tinted tactical-shooter-glasses? I need those.

How about a signature thumb pick for guitar?

An industry that could be big enough to pull America out of it's recession!!! Segal ftw!

[ronin497]

Good time to post this one.

http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-7-su...-seagal-lawman

[Robstafarian]

With that kind of public speaking ability, he could be president! Of course, that means we need a constitutional amendment banning ki balls from the President's Physical Fitness Test.

[Rock Ape]

Oh man I hope his armour carries the inscription ...

"Grab my wrist, I fucking dare ya"

or

"Don't be a bad guy, be a nice guy"

[Wounded Ronin]

So, the body armor is plus-sized?

[Don Gwinn]

Snippy comments like that are the reason you don't have friends.

[Rock Ape]

I've met several Taliban who didn't manage to kill me, does that count ?

[Rene "Zendokan" Gysenbergs]

Does the SWAT tactical uniform come with hakama? Just curious!

[Rock Ape]

...only if they're pacifist tree-hugging types