1/25/2010 1:38am, #1
Seagal-brand tactical armor, battle rifles, sniper rifles--best thing ever?
YouTube- Steven Seagal at the SHOT Show
Clearly, there are some caveats to keep in mind.
For instance, the armor is not fully effective unless you drink enough Seagal Energy Drink to keep you hydrated and a little high. Combine the two for a great feeling of invincibility.
Also, armor is not to be considered a replacement for Seagal Black People Vision(tm) or other enhancements to situational awareness. Heads on swivels, people!
"Accoutrements" are not what you think they are. No, not those either.
I kid, but we all know I'll have a Steven Seagal Sniper Rifle over my fireplace by this time next year. I guess I should build a fireplace.
Is it just me, or does Seagal leave his cajun accent in Louisiana when he leaves?
1/25/2010 2:35am, #2
Does he have a line of his yellow-tinted tactical-shooter-glasses? I need those.
How about a signature thumb pick for guitar?
An industry that could be big enough to pull America out of it's recession!!! Segal ftw!Many things we do naturally become difficult only when we try to make them intellectual subjects. It is possible to know so much about a subject that you become totally ignorant.
-Mentat Text Two (dicto)
1/25/2010 6:38am, #3
- Join Date
- Aug 2007
- Tulsa, OK
1/25/2010 1:32pm, #4
With that kind of public speaking ability, he could be president! Of course, that means we need a constitutional amendment banning ki balls from the President's Physical Fitness Test.
1/25/2010 3:10pm, #5
Oh man I hope his armour carries the inscription ...
"Grab my wrist, I fucking dare ya"
"Don't be a bad guy, be a nice guy""To sin by silence when one should protest makes cowards out of men".
1/25/2010 8:27pm, #6
So, the body armor is plus-sized?Best Vietnam War music video I've ever seen put together by a vet: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDY8raKsdfg
1/25/2010 8:39pm, #7
1/26/2010 6:41am, #8
I've met several Taliban who didn't manage to kill me, does that count ?"To sin by silence when one should protest makes cowards out of men".
1/26/2010 7:12am, #9
Does the SWAT tactical uniform come with hakama? Just curious!Originally Posted by Jiujitsu77Originally Posted by HumanzeeOriginally Posted by jk55299 on Keysi Fighting Method
1/26/2010 10:06am, #10
...only if they're pacifist tree-hugging types"To sin by silence when one should protest makes cowards out of men".