Power Ranger wins MMA debut!

**DarkPhoenix** · Posted On: 2/02/2010 9:12am

I think Tommy Franks and the yellow Ranger, Thuy Trang, were the only two martial artists on the show.

**Sri Hanuman** · Posted On: 2/02/2010 9:15am

And unfortunately she's dead.
Too bad.

**Sri Hanuman** · Posted On: 2/02/2010 9:17am

I think for all his accomplishments, Gene Lebell should be made the honorary Brown Ranger.

**baby_cart** · Posted On: 2/02/2010 9:19am

Originally Posted by honest_truth

What about the red ranger that does gay porn ?
did he compete in anything other than cornhole cleaning ?

that guy, according to some sources, is not him. that tidbit was, like, way back in 2007.

he looks like this in, what, 2008?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Austin_St._John

a bit round, but hey, he helps people.

**DarkPhoenix** · Posted On: 2/02/2010 9:19am

Originally Posted by Sri Hanuman

I think for all his accomplishments, Gene Lebell should be made the honorary Brown Ranger.

Never!! Gene is, and will always be, the TRUE Pink Ranger.

**Sri Hanuman** · Posted On: 2/02/2010 9:26am

Aks yourself, how many people **** themselves in his mighty vice-like grip? Why wouldn't we commemorate this fact?

**DarkPhoenix** · Posted On: 2/02/2010 9:31am

Originally Posted by Sri Hanuman

Aks yourself, how many people **** themselves in his mighty vice-like grip? Why wouldn't we commemorate this fact?

We do commemorate that fact with awarding them the Brown Ranger status. It makes it an even bigger accomplishment, as it was the Pink Ranger who caused them to defecate in their trousers.

**Sri Hanuman** · Posted On: 2/02/2010 9:36am

Originally Posted by DarkPhoenix

We do commemorate that fact with awarding them the Brown Ranger status. It makes it an even bigger accomplishment, as it was the Pink Ranger who caused them to defecate in their trousers.

Point well taken.
Steven Segal is then the first verified Brown Ranger.
I wonder what he has to do to summon his hummer...

**tao.jonez** · Posted On: 2/02/2010 9:37am

Pink Ranger is taken, Brown Ranger doesn't seem quite adequate -

what about Neapolitan Ranger? Much like Mr Lebell it's noted attributes are pinkness, brownness, whiteness, it's been around for quite a while, and those who know it are destined to admire it.

**Monkfg** · Posted On: 2/02/2010 9:38am

Omoplata? That would've looked good in a Zord-Fight!

He could be so much more famous if he'd dress like the green ranger and have some pr intro song. And his nickname shouldn't be fearless frank, but simply
"The Green Ranger". Then he could give an environmentalist speech after and before each fight to become even more famous so that Dana White wants him in his circus and so on...