Quantum pendant to boost your MA power.

[hitandrun]

I wasn't sure where to put this, so here it goes.

I've been hearing about these pendants a lot lately, so I did a quick search and found a site. I was surprise to see the amount of testimonies they have from martial art practitioners.
http://fusionexcel.com/testimonial_list.html


Okay bullies, spill it out. How many of you wear one too?

[Odacon]

Only if it increases my critical hit percentage.

[Jimmai]

What the **** is so "Quantum" about that?

[Zapruder]

Only if it increases my critical hit percentage.

over 9000

[Aaron_]

over 9000

and only on caturdays

[catfishaggie]

Only if it increases my critical hit percentage.

You're supposed to stack strength and rating as a DPS.

That reminds of the episode of Bullshit when P&T had people walking around Grapevine Mills Mall with fake magnets (cardboard cut to look a magnet from the ACME catalog) swearing that it was working.

[Uncle Skippy]

Okay bullies, spill it out. How many of you wear one too?

I wear one...

on my junk.

Sure, going to the bathroom is awkward. I've destroyed many a toilet with the powerful stream of Chi flowing at full power. I've passed out at times because it was so overwhelming. When I come to, I'm surrounded by shards of ceramic, floaters, and a sense of oneness with the world.

Sometimes I need to take it off; a glowing crotch is a bit awkward at the movie theater. People around me give me strange looks to the point where I have to explain that I'm harvesting Chi in my pants. Somebody actually called the cops. THE NERVE! I even told them it was on 'vibrate' so that it wouldn't sound out when I randomly increase dan levels on a daily basis just by wearing the pendant.

I'm still in search of a pair of pants that can withstand the incredible power of my crotch now. Even the Chuck Norris party pants can't hold up to my Crotch of Fury. I've settled on a pair of biohazard suit pants for now. It is getting expensive going through 4 pairs a day.

Non-MA practitioners don't understand. That is why I feel comfortable telling the story here. I'm surround by like-minded people who understand the need for powerful groin Chi.

Oh, by the way... my crotch says "Hi".

[OiScout]

What good is boosting my mana pool if I can't even do a hadoken yet?

[Tex]

I wear one...

on my junk.

Sure, going to the bathroom is awkward. I've destroyed many a toilet with the powerful stream of Chi flowing at full power. I've passed out at times because it was so overwhelming. When I come to, I'm surrounded by shards of ceramic, floaters, and a sense of oneness with the world.

Sometimes I need to take it off; a glowing crotch is a bit awkward at the movie theater. People around me give me strange looks to the point where I have to explain that I'm harvesting Chi in my pants. Somebody actually called the cops. THE NERVE! I even told them it was on 'vibrate' so that it wouldn't sound out when I randomly increase dan levels on a daily basis just by wearing the pendant.

I'm still in search of a pair of pants that can withstand the incredible power of my crotch now. Even the Chuck Norris party pants can't hold up to my Crotch of Fury. I've settled on a pair of biohazard suit pants for now. It is getting expensive going through 4 pairs a day.

Non-MA practitioners don't understand. That is why I feel comfortable telling the story here. I'm surround by like-minded people who understand the need for powerful groin Chi.

Oh, by the way... my crotch says "Hi".

With the +10 fuzzy gloves of teabagging, you would be invincible.

[Uncle Skippy]

With the +10 fuzzy gloves of teabagging, you would be invincible.

Do not tease.

Those are but a legend.