Seagal-brand tactical armor, battle rifles, sniper rifles--best thing ever?

[ronin497]

Does it have a cut-out in the neckroll for a totally sweet ponytail held together with an oversized Tibetan bauble of some sort?

[Rock Ape]

.. Now you're just being silly

[AMF]

Wonder if it comes with a free roll of toilet paper just in case you **** yourself by being choked out by Gene Lebell?

[Robstafarian]

Wonder if it comes with a free roll of toilet paper just in case you **** yourself by being choked out by Gene Lebell?

Gene Lebell Tactical Gear:

(yes, I'm so careful about hotlinking that I won't hotlink this site to itself)

[mad_malk]

I think all he's going to do is add a rattail to a magpul stock and call it his own.

[datdamnmachine]

Good time to post this one.

http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-7-su...-seagal-lawman

This part alone is worth it:

"Seagal has been awesome for so long that he thinks shooting a hole in a bullet hole is for beginners. That’s like giving your son advice on women and starting with the lesson on how to keep your girlfriend from crying during a three-way."

[searcher66071]

Does it have a cut-out in the neckroll for a totally sweet ponytail held together with an oversized Tibetan bauble of some sort?

Yes, it is a $10 upgrade.