BJJ wins again!
Posted On:1/25/2010 1:38am
YouTube- Steven Seagal at the SHOT Show
Clearly, there are some caveats to keep in mind.
For instance, the armor is not fully effective unless you drink enough Seagal Energy Drink to keep you hydrated and a little high. Combine the two for a great feeling of invincibility.
Also, armor is not to be considered a replacement for Seagal Black People Vision(tm) or other enhancements to situational awareness. Heads on swivels, people!
"Accoutrements" are not what you think they are. No, not those either.
I kid, but we all know I'll have a Steven Seagal Sniper Rifle over my fireplace by this time next year. I guess I should build a fireplace.
Is it just me, or does Seagal leave his cajun accent in Louisiana when he leaves?
Last edited by Don Gwinn; 1/25/2010 1:44am at .
Posted On:1/25/2010 2:35am
Does he have a line of his yellow-tinted tactical-shooter-glasses? I need those.
How about a signature thumb pick for guitar?
An industry that could be big enough to pull America out of it's recession!!! Segal ftw!
Many things we do naturally become difficult only when we try to make them intellectual subjects. It is possible to know so much about a subject that you become totally ignorant.
-Mentat Text Two (dicto)
Posted On:1/25/2010 6:38am
Style: Ex-Tomiki Aikido
Good time to post this one.
Posted On:1/25/2010 1:32pm
With that kind of public speaking ability, he could be president! Of course, that means we need a constitutional amendment banning ki balls from the President's Physical Fitness Test.
Watch and Shoot !
Posted On:1/25/2010 3:10pm
Oh man I hope his armour carries the inscription ...
"Grab my wrist, I fucking dare ya"
"Don't be a bad guy, be a nice guy"
"To sin by silence when one should protest makes cowards out of men".
...is THE PENETRATOR
Posted On:1/25/2010 8:27pm
Style: German longsword, .45 ACP
So, the body armor is plus-sized?
“nobody shoots anybody in the face unless you’re a hit man or a video gamer.” - Jack Thompson
Posted On:1/25/2010 8:39pm
Snippy comments like that are the reason you don't have friends.
Posted On:1/26/2010 6:41am
I've met several Taliban who didn't manage to kill me, does that count ?
fist first Philosopher
Posted On:1/26/2010 7:12am
Style: Savate (LBF/SD/LC) - BJJ
Does the SWAT tactical uniform come with hakama? Just curious!
Originally Posted by Jiujitsu77
You know you are crazy about BJJ/Martial arts when...
Originally Posted by Humanzee
...your books on Kama Sutra and BJJ are interchangeable.
Originally Posted by jk55299 on Keysi Fighting Method
It looks like this is a great fighting method if someone replaces your shampoo with superglue.
The real deadly:
Posted On:1/26/2010 10:06am
...only if they're pacifist tree-hugging types
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