Jackie Chan Speaks on MMA

[battlefields]

You're a fucking terrible troll.

[Nefron]

I was amused.

[bobyclumsyninja]

Thanks to Chuck for pointing out to me why you all have been incredibly cruel instead of just simply saying what he said. I think you all have way too much time on your hands and this is why you have decided to become cyber bullies with me being the target for the end of this thread.

Says the guy who has time to troll bullshido.

It's obvious that MMA fans have an inane and gross need for blood at the expense of someone else. Why haven't any of you tried out for MMA since you defend it with every key of your keyboard? I would love to see how some of you perform under those circumstances and if your opinion would differ about it after that round is over.

Try chess perhaps. Much safer than rough sports, but still tactical.

With that said, my grammar wasn't proper because I have a job and a life so I don't have time to sit around in a studio apartment with Star Wars posters on the wall and COD in the PS3 and properly write down words unlike most of you.

Having a life doesn't leave you the time to use grammar? Are you really that simplistic?

I have more important things to take care of. I'm not constantly sitting down in front of my computer switching tabs between bullshido and animal porn.

More important things, like pretending to be a ninjer?

Ninpo is an art of war. Not an art to be practiced in a cage. I don't live in a cage. We all live in a constant, endless war. Those of you with blinders on will try to say the opposite.

0/10 You suck horribly.

Ninpo, as you know it, has never known war. You are the worst troll, in some time.

Your grammar sucked, b/c you wanted people to see you as something you weren't (a mentally challenged 15 year old), instead of what you are (an idiot).

Now suddenly, from kinda hood, you emerge as your true self, a larping adult, who would prefer to hide behind endless single run on sentences, as is somehow you instinctively know, no adult should have such ridiculous notions flying around their head.

Martial Arts Planet is a perfect site for you. You can pretend you're a ninjer, and no one is likely to counter you with ideas to the contrary. You probably came here on their advice, so go back and report General Stupidity.

[Oni-kage]

"You know what they say in the movies."

That about sums it up. You do understand that MA movies are choreographed fiction, and not actual fights, right? Mr Seagal doesn't actually walk down the snapping people's arms, crippling street gangs and beating the **** out of everybody he sees in every bar he enters. Mr Couture is actually a fighter. And as for your whole "Japanese arts are made for killing not fighting", that's bullshit. While in MMA there are moves you can't do, there isn't any art that consists entirely of ballkicks, eye gouges, etc. Anything you can use in the cage can be used on the street. Much of what you can use on the street can be used in the cage. Why did Chris Leben get cornered by Burton Richardson? Because Burton Richardson knows his ****. So, when they were training, I'm going to go ahead and assume that they focused on things other than stickfighting, eye gouging, ball kicking, etc.
The reason I bring this up is, you seem to think that Seagal's Aikido wouldn't be used in the cage because it's too deadly, but that's ridiculous. The reason you won't see a lot of Aikido in the cage is because it isn't exactly the premium choice for knocking out or submitting a highly trained, in shape, skilled fighter.
Maybe someday someone will come along and take the good **** out of Aikido and apply it differently and mix it with other things. Maybe somebody already has. And maybe, somehow, there's somebody out there who is enough of a badass to make that **** work in the cage.
Steven Seagal is not that man.

First of all, my quote about the "old movies" was meant as a joke. Second, I said Seagal wouldn't be able to use aikido to the it's maximum potential. Lastly, I never said he had a shot to win, only that he might be able to hold himself better than people expect. It's called an opinion, one that will probably never be confirmed or proven wrong. Now go back to sleep.

[Plasma]

Thanks to Chuck for pointing out to me why you all have been incredibly cruel instead of just simply saying what he said. I think you all have way too much time on your hands and this is why you have decided to become cyber bullies with me being the target for the end of this thread.

It's obvious that MMA fans have an inane and gross need for blood at the expense of someone else. Why haven't any of you tried out for MMA since you defend it with every key of your keyboard? I would love to see how some of you perform under those circumstances and if your opinion would differ about it after that round is over.

With that said, my grammar wasn't proper because I have a job and a life so I don't have time to sit around in a studio apartment with Star Wars posters on the wall and COD in the PS3 and properly write down words unlike most of you. I have more important things to take care of. I'm not constantly sitting down in front of my computer switching tabs between bullshido and animal porn.

Ninpo is an art of war. Not an art to be practiced in a cage. I don't live in a cage. We all live in a constant, endless war. Those of you with blinders on will try to say the opposite.

This is where you run off the site in a huff and complain about us in your weekly ninja meeting while wearing tabi.

[Vieux Normand]

We all live in a constant, endless war.

It's e-fucking-ternal as well as in-frigging-finite.

...you all have been incredibly cruel...

I blame the endless war.

...you have decided to become cyber bullies with me being the target for the end of this thread.

That's the nature of constant, endless war.

...an inane and gross need for blood at the expense of someone else...

...is a sure sign the the endless war has yet to end.

Why haven't any of you tried out for MMA since you defend it with every key of your keyboard?

That's why the war never, ever ends: faulty battlefield intelligence.

I would love to see how some of you perform under those circumstances and if your opinion would differ about it after that round is over.

The round is endless. The war is never over.

...my grammar wasn't proper because I have a job and a life so I don't have time to sit around in a studio apartment with Star Wars posters on the wall and COD in the PS3 and properly write down words unlike most of you.

Communicating like an imbecile is necessary when you have a job and a life? I blame the fog of constant, endless war.

Ninpo is an art of war.

...which is why its defenders are both constant and endless.

Not an art to be practiced in a cage. I don't live in a cage.

The eternal war is everywhere. You can't hide in a daycare forever. The war will find you.

Those of you with blinders on...

...understand the tactical utility of camo-coloured kevlar blinders in this time of endless war. If you don't, just leave your dog-tags out so we can send them to your next of kin when you take it in the eyes.

[Oni-kage]

Says the guy who has time to troll bullshido.

Try chess perhaps. Much safer than rough sports, but still tactical.


Having a life doesn't leave you the time to use grammar? Are you really that simplistic?


More important things, like pretending to be a ninjer?


0/10 You suck horribly.

Ninpo, as you know it, has never known war. You are the worst troll, in some time.

Your grammar sucked, b/c you wanted people to see you as something you weren't (a mentally challenged 15 year old), instead of what you are (an idiot).

Now suddenly, from kinda hood, you emerge as your true self, a larping adult, who would prefer to hide behind endless single run on sentences, as is somehow you instinctively know, no adult should have such ridiculous notions flying around their head.

Martial Arts Planet is a perfect site for you. You can pretend you're a ninjer, and no one is likely to counter you with ideas to the contrary. You probably came here on their advice, so go back and report General Stupidity.

I'm no troll....how dare you.

[Oni-kage]

This is where you run off the site in a huff and complain about us in your weekly ninja meeting while wearing tabi.

My tabis like Air Jordans to me and our weekly meetings rule!!

[Oni-kage]

It's e-fucking-ternal as well as in-frigging-finite.



I blame the endless war.



That's the nature of constant, endless war.



...is a sure sign the the endless war has yet to end.




That's why the war never, ever ends: faulty battlefield intelligence.



The round is endless. The war is never over.



Communicating like an imbecile is necessary when you have a job and a life? I blame the fog of constant, endless war.



...which is why its defenders are both constant and endless.



The eternal war is everywhere. You can't hide in a daycare forever. The war will find you.



...understand the tactical utility of camo-coloured kevlar blinders in this time of endless war. If you don't, just leave your dog-tags out so we can send them to your next of kin when you take it in the eyes.

That was funny, but now it's time for your nap.

[Oni-kage]

And that is the end of my discussion. You guys have been honest and horrible to me and now I just want out of this website. I should've never registered for it in the first place. Does anyone know how I can delete my account??