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    So when you recieve your black belt you are just wearing your accumulated inner garbage around your waist? Isn't that kind of like taking a colon cleanser then wearing the **** proudly instead of wiping?

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    Obviously, they are not honorable. Actually, the black belt signifies your honor. You see, whenever you advance in belt rank, you lose some of your dishonor from your Ki. That dishonor leaves sediments on your belt. So when you are a black belt, there is no dishonor left in your Ki.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dickhead View Post
    So when you recieve your black belt you are just wearing your accumulated inner garbage around your waist? Isn't that kind of like taking a colon cleanser then wearing the **** proudly instead of wiping?
    A TRUE black belt is proud of his transformation and cleansing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nefron View Post
    A TRUE black belt is proud of his transformation and cleansing.
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    "Clean mind and soul makes ones belt dirty as ****."

    --Shiunsai Sensei
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    You and Onikage are awakening my desire for wisdom. TEACH ME THE WISDOM OF HONORABLE STANDUP AND THE WAY OF THE **** BELT!!!

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    "Clean mind and soul makes ones belt dirty as ****."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dickhead View Post
    You and Onikage are awakening my desire for wisdom. TEACH ME THE WISDOM OF HONORABLE STANDUP AND THE WAY OF THE **** BELT!!!
    True story. I asked a kid if he wanted a brown belt. He said sure. I said good, give me your belt, I ran out of toilet paper.
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    but then again most ufc fighters arent black belts
    Kevin Rosier was a black belt.



    Jon Hess was a black belt.



    Gerry Harris was a black belt.



    Steve Nelmark was a black belt.



    Pat Smith was a black belt.

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    One day, when I finally lose it from debugging too much shitty code, I'm going to go over to the dark side and invent my own martial art and open my dojo/cult.

    Years on Bullshido made me learn the d34dly rhetoric by heart, and with every bullshidoka argument in my arsenal, I'm gonna start peddling bullshit to illiterate morons like Onikage, leading them on the honorable path of the **** belt while ridding them of their worldly material burdens.

    I'm gonna send you guys a post card: Me standing in my dojo, surrounded by my devout apprentices, with my Systema tactical beer gut hanging out of my ridiculous flamboyant gi with dragon patches. You can even get a free seminar, or an induction into my hall of fame.

    It will be glorious.
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    Way back in high school, I ate some acid and went to a party at this girl's house. I was taking a **** when I noticed the closet was open. There were all kinds of fine linens in there. So I wiped my ass with as many of them as I could, then folded them neatly and put them back in the closet.
    In my 20s I was trashed at a get together at another girl's house. I pissed in her dryer full of clean clothes. But that is another story...

    Quote Originally Posted by Omega Supreme View Post
    True story. I asked a kid if he wanted a brown belt. He said sure. I said good, give me your belt, I ran out of toilet paper.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Holy Moment View Post
    Kevin Rosier was a black belt.



    Jon Hess was a black belt.



    Gerry Harris was a black belt.



    Steve Nelmark was a black belt.



    Pat Smith was a black belt.
    Steve Jennum -Ninjitsu
    Harold Howard -Jiu Jitsu and Goju Ryu
    Keith Hackney -White Tiger Kempo
    Jason Delucia -Aikido and Kung fu
    Remco Pardoel -Jujitsu
    Johnny Rhodes -American Karate
    Scott Morris -Ninjitsu
    Minoki Ichihara -Kyokushin Karate
    Ray Wizard -American Karate
    Interestingly Jon Hess -Kung fu San Soo
    Should we keep on going?

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