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  1. Bneterasedmynam is offline

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    Think that's all we'll do, huh?

    Better do some re-reading: you left out the most fun part.
    Most of the Viking mythology I have read was a bit disturbing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vieux Normand View Post
    Think that's all we'll do, huh?

    Better do some re-reading: you left out the most fun part.
    Do you get 72 virgins too?
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    Quote Originally Posted by CapnMunchh View Post
    Do you get 72 virgins too?
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    Quote Originally Posted by CapnMunchh View Post
    Do you get 72 virgins too?
    Virgins don't put out.

    That is how they became virgins.

    Sounds like a crappy reward.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gregaquaman View Post
    Sounds like a crappy reward.
    I don't know...I've always thought Valhalla sounded pretty cool, hanging out with Thor, sword fights on the banquet table, talking **** with Freya and all that, but I gotta say these guys offer a pretty good enlistment deal:

    "Each time we sleep with a Houri we find her virgin. Besides, the penis of the Elected never softens. The erection is eternal; the sensation that you feel each time you make love is utterly delicious and out of this world and were you to experience it in this world you would faint. Each chosen one [Muslim] will marry seventy [sic] houris, besides the women he married on earth, and all will have appetizing vaginas."

    Al-Itqan fi Ulum al-Qur'an, p. 351

    Beats discounts at the PX. I think we need to beef up our recruitment program, maybe a little more emphasis on the mead and the Valkyries.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gregaquaman View Post
    Virgins don't put out.

    That is how they became virgins.

    Sounds like a crappy reward.
    When you need your car worked on do you go looking for a mechanic who has never lifted the hood? Of course not!

    Why would anyone want a virgin?
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    When you need your car worked on do you go looking for a mechanic who has never lifted the hood? Of course not!

    Why would anyone want a virgin?
    You are so right. I know what I want:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bneterasedmynam View Post
    Most of the Viking mythology I have read was a bit disturbing.
    Logical.

    Me read much Norse stuff in younger days.

    Me now much disturbed.

    Valkyries aren't virgins, BTW. They're fight-girls. Better sex.
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    I am 38 and I just came back to training (and sparring) after being away for about a year. I lost my eye-sight and now doing MA blind was... "interesting".

    Scary. But boy, do I need it.

    I hurt myself some, my first real training session, last week. I broke a toe. But I really, really needed to start training again and sort of heal, emotionally, from having lost eye-sight.

    I did my come-back on a camp/workshop with some old friends, but now I am hunting for a new club. I hear there is a nice judo-place in my town, where they have two blind judokas, so I guess I'll check it out.
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    It's kind of sad that living people who have never been dead can so confidently promise other people an eternity of awesome sex. Like they know for sure that "souls" have penises and nervous systems, or hormones that cause libido, for that matter. Yeah I know I know. I'm a party pooper.

    It sounds like a big scam to me. To get Vikings to go off to certain death in battle with some wacked out idea that something better awaits them. And suicide bombers to go blast their guts to smitheroons.

    Why can't guys have chicks with appetizing vaginas or chicks have guy with great penises while we're here and now? That's where it counts, as far as I'm concerned.
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