The Martial Development Blog - How Do Armbar?

**Bad Apple** · Posted On: 1/06/2010 11:29am

Originally Posted by Heat Miser

Bill Brasky?!

Why, I once saw him scissor-kick Angela Lansbury!

Bill Brasky is so tough his penis has a toenail.

**student903** · Posted On: 1/06/2010 1:21pm

I you are in the mood for decent laughter/projectile vomiting you can go back to the blog and read the rebuttal to the previous article on this site. I love the combination of intentional misquoting and indignity.

**Phrost** · Posted On: 1/06/2010 2:25pm

A cliff's notes of that would be great since my head still hurts from going through the little I did just to write this column.

I'm going to go visit my Grandmother...

**Kid Miracleman** · Posted On: 1/06/2010 8:03pm

Originally Posted by Phrost

The one where they glowed yellow and screamed? That was awesome.

On that note, may I present to you: Buttlord GT.

Criminy, it's been a dog's age since I read that parody! I had completely forgotten it even existed. Total blast from the Intertube past, I was a freshman in college when I first read that.

At the time I was also an evangelical Christian and a practitioner of teh d34dly point-sparring Kung Fu, and believed that submission grappling and mixed martial arts were vulgar and dumb and not "real fighting." Funny how things change.

**MorningLemon** · Posted On: 1/07/2010 7:37pm

Personally I think it would add a very interesting dimension to mma if you were able to ambush the opponent before a match... But all in all he needs to lay off the acid-laced ganja.

**beardedtaco** · Posted On: 1/08/2010 12:53am

Did you guys read the thing about him challenging Kimbo Slice to fight ? I'll sum it up.

"I challenge Kimbo Slice to fight. Wait. No I don't. Isn't that a funny joke guys ?"

**Kintanon** · Posted On: 1/08/2010 8:43am

Originally Posted by MorningLemon

Personally I think it would add a very interesting dimension to mma if you were able to ambush the opponent before a match... But all in all he needs to lay off the acid-laced ganja.

That would turn it into the "Hardcore" division of the WWE. Remember that ****? You could attack someone anywhere, and if you pinned them you were the new "Hardcore" division champ. Some hilarious story lines from that one.

**MrGalt** · Posted On: 1/10/2010 11:22pm

Phrost, you bastard, I've been reading Martial Development Blog for days now. It makes my head throb. I saw a 20 post discussion about how IMA guys hit "ridiculously hard" wherein the OP of that thesis went on to state that all the IMA practitioners he knows don't hit anything hard, soft, or human. Then another guy who thinks he's a First Edition Monk declared that he didn't think he "could bring [himself] to do to a human being what [he] could do to a tree or a lamp post."

What do you even say to something like that? Where do you start?

Note to self: Change username to "First Edition Monk."

**Whathappened** · Posted On: 1/11/2010 12:06am

Originally Posted by MrGalt

Then another guy who thinks he's a First Edition Monk declared that he didn't think he "could bring [himself] to do to a human being what [he] could do to a tree or a lamp post."

We get folks like that alot in Singapore. I usually ask them how much they paid for the fine for damage to public property. To which they usually reply, "It just shook alot". LOL.