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    Do you guys want to see THE REAL KRAV? Good, I'm going to show it to you. Here it is.

    http://trianglekravmaga.com/about/

    So, let's see...We have a guy who isn't a fighter but is an expert on fighting. No military or law enforcement background but he's an expert on firearms for self defense. But his name is Molotov so he must be really tough. Stay dangerous, Pony Boy. Stay dangerous.

    Oh wait, they've got the real grappling too. They've got a guy who can teach you some Shingitai Jujitsu for real ground grappling that you can't get from say BJJ or MMA where the pussies can tap out.

    So we've got Mr. Molotov, his wife Patricia and a bunch of his buddies who also have no real qualifications whatsoever other than what they've learned in their little circle of nut kickers. But they make really serious faces while they train so I'm sure they're badass.

    Welcome to the real Krav. There are a million more wannabe tough guys just like these. I can post them all day long with ease while you're scrambling to come up with one fucking video of good Krav Maga.

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    More from Molotov Mitchell and his boys at Triangle Krav Maga. Awful, awful martial arts training. His name is still tough though, so that counts for something.


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    That was a serious steaming pile of krav maga. I want my bandwidth and my time back.

    ---sent from public transportation using my PFX 9687 while laughing at the underprivileged.
    Quote Originally Posted by ghost55 View Post
    Violence is pretty uncommon in clubs in this area, and the dude didn't seem particularly hostile up until the moment he slapped me.
    I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BackFistMonkey View Post
    That was a serious steaming pile of krav maga. I want my bandwidth and my time back.

    Sadly, your time is Krav Magone.

    Seriously, would it be so hard to teach a ************ to throw a proper punch in between ball snatching lessons? And more of the godawful knees. They make baby Jesus cry.

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    The secret to krav maga's deadly knee strikes is making sure you throw the next one before your hips have a chance to engage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Permalost View Post
    The secret to krav maga's deadly knee strikes is making sure you throw the next one before your hips have a chance to engage.
    It looked like he was humping the guy's shoulder.

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    I could have cared less about Krav Maga until this thread. Now that Devil et al are supplying such hilarious commentary, I am invested in Krav Maga staying Krav Malarkey.
    Falling for Judo since 1980

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    Quote Originally Posted by BKR View Post
    I could have cared less about Krav Maga until this thread.
    That's exactly why I want to talk about it. It has been under the radar here for too long. It needs some attention.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Devil View Post
    That's exactly why I want to talk about it. It has been under the radar here for too long. It needs some attention.
    Yes, oh satanic master of Krav Magomedy.
    Falling for Judo since 1980

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    Here is some more Krav Magaga...complete with bleeding nose, gratuitous pokey nipple shots, and lots of fake attacks.

    Falling for Judo since 1980

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