How I would be Feedor Emelankio.

**SaintHamish** · Posted On: 12/17/2009 10:35pm

Well he is basing his sceintific reasoning behind years and years of street fisticuffs.

**SaintHamish** · Posted On: 12/17/2009 10:38pm

Just kick Feedor in the guts because he has a history of inbreeding. Quite simple.

**Vorpal** · Posted On: 12/18/2009 7:48am

I thought Sirc was calling him out and we were 200 posts away from a "Fedor is a Liar and a Coward. Click Me" banner.

**Monsieur** · Posted On: 12/18/2009 3:47pm

YouTube- UFC predictable boring formula

The big question for me is: since he seems to think that MMA is as fake as pro rasslin, would his hypothetical fight with Feedor be staged? Is that the reason why his kick-in-the-gut-tactic would work?

**Lindz** · Posted On: 12/18/2009 5:15pm

Superficial troll was funny at first but soured quickly.

**Clockworkripoff** · Posted On: 12/21/2009 2:56pm

Oh lawdy, where is this guy? I think a gong sau needs to happen

**Monsieur** · Posted On: 12/21/2009 5:23pm

Originally Posted by Clockworkripoff

Oh lawdy, where is this guy? I think a gong sau needs to happen

YouTube- Marijuana and MMA

It would never happen. He'd just drop another wine bottle on his foot. But if you issue a challenge to fight him stoned then he might put up.

Or not.

**maxthegeek1** · Posted On: 12/21/2009 6:17pm

Yah all you guys do realize your being trolled right...

**pharmakos** · Posted On: 12/21/2009 6:39pm

Here's how I would beat Fedor

Spoiler:

**Squerlli** · Posted On: 12/21/2009 6:41pm

Thanks for the post Sirc, you've made everyone on Bullshido thankful they aren't that jackass.

So how many generations of inbreeding do you think it took for this genetic defects conception?