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    Quote Originally Posted by Larus marinus View Post
    Another legend would have it that Seagal purposefully broke Sean Connery's wrist for 'angering' him.

    http://seanconneryonline.com/facts.htm
    There is officially a league of people who think Stephen Seagal is a douche:

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    Oh how the mighty & bloated have fallen.
    He is doing beer ads on Aussie T.V. at the moment.
    There are two ads for a really **** beer called Carlton Cold,& tehy are bloody hilarious,& show him in all his bloated beauty.
    The opening line of the first ad he says
    " A lot of people think they are tough guys...I AM a tough guy "
    The second ad he says
    " Hello,I'm Elvis Presley,(not really,but he looks like vegas Elvis) & I have sparred the toughest mixed martial arts fighters & trained some of the deadliest special operations warriors on the planet"

    The second ad isn't a direct paraphrase,I keep laughing too much to remember it verbatim.
    I will try & record it later tonight after training,but for the impatient amongst us,it should be on da webz.Worth the look,you will piss yourself at his attempts to be a funny guy.
    And he does seriously make the mma & spec ops claims too!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Permalost View Post
    There is officially a league of people who think Stephen Seagal is a douche:
    I really want to +1 you for that. I really do.

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    Rickko - lol

    YouTube - Steven Seagal in Sausage - via Mumbrella

    He's in his 'fat Elvis' stage at the moment. Give him 10 years and he'll like like Vito Corleone - but fatter.

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    Was this posted yet? It is both pertinent and created by a Bullshido member.

    YouTube - Gene LeBell Tribute Video

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    Quote Originally Posted by Larus marinus View Post
    Rickko - lol

    YouTube - Steven Seagal in Sausage - via Mumbrella

    He's in his 'fat Elvis' stage at the moment. Give him 10 years and he'll like like Vito Corleone - but fatter.
    In the face, he looks like he's an exhibit in Madame Tussauds House of Wax.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Larus marinus View Post
    Rickko - lol

    YouTube - Steven Seagal in Sausage - via Mumbrella

    He's in his 'fat Elvis' stage at the moment. Give him 10 years and he'll like like Vito Corleone - but fatter.
    It would be funny if a gay pole dancing ex male prostitute won the competition.
    King without a crown

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr P View Post
    It would be funny if a gay pole dancing ex male prostitute won the competition.
    I was thinking more along the lines of some guy who got choked out by a prominent Judo top boy...

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    Quote Originally Posted by WhiteShark View Post
    Was this posted yet? It is both pertinent and created by a Bullshido member.

    YouTube - Gene LeBell Tribute Video
    That has to be one of my favorite videos from this site.

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    Quote Originally Posted by goodlun View Post
    That has to be one of my favorite videos from this site.
    The Wing Chun sucks vid is funnier. :badgrin:

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