The Frank Dux nutriding romo love-in...

[Zapruder]

I just received another copy of Frank Dux's book "The Secret Man" today. The following is Frank's discription of his CIA provided training in the *drum roll* art of seduction.

"Within the first six months of dutiful service to Bill Casey, I was schooled in the skillful art of seduction. One cannot imagine the level of embarrassment--or insight gained--as I discovered just how ignorant I was and how inadequately I initially performed when enrolled in this sexual graduate course.

I was a naive twenty five when I was unwittingly introduced into the program by Gabrielle DuBois, a leggy French Canadian blond. Within just a few weeks of our first meeting. Gabrielle had me dangling from an emotional thread. I'd truely killed for her.

One perfectly romantic evening, during intercourse, I was ready to climax when she whispered in my ear that "Gabrielle DuBois" was an alias. Her confession of being a contract agent exposed my vulnerability. More impressively, it demonstrated at what length DCI (Director of Central Intelligence) Casey and Bob Ames, my handlers, were willing to go to ensure I would remain their secret."

(p. 10) Incidently at the time of writing both Casey and Ames were dead, and unable to contest this swill.

"Therefore Brunhilda lectured me on the spy's clinical reasoning and the approach to manipulate others through sexual allure. While presented in the most scientific, scholarly, and sterile manner, the information proved liberating." . . .

"For example, one method for stimulating a sense of intimacy is merely how to find the right varying touch, since consistent pressure communicates a mechanical effort to please. I was taught to arose a woman's feet, hands, or ears by light kissing, blowing, licking, or gentle biting. Helpful tips include caressing a woman's entire body with a soft sable brush, commonly used to apply facepowder. I was encouraged to be spontaneous, to lick strawberry jam off my lover's toes in the dark corner booth of a bistro. I became increasingly armed with an unconventional methodology to overcome barriers, both my own and those of my intended target.

Brunhilda made sure I was skilled in preparing concoctions made from Agency-supplied controlled substances: formulations designed to heighten the sexual experience. One can lace a cigarette with a substance that when combined with alcohol leaves one not only tipsy but totally uninhibited and easily seduced." (p.11)

These selections from a 316 page book are offered under the fair use doctrine to show that Frank lives in a vivid fantasy world, and his CIA stories make no sense. While the CIA has been known to use hookers against targets, there is no evidence that they have run sexual seduction classes for their agents.

In conclusion.

ROTFL!

OMG This is fucking Shibumi right here...Frank Dux is really Trevinian

[It is Fake]

How and why, in the name of God, do you even write crap like this? It takes a special kind of crazy to produce something like that and then have the stones to print it as if it contained even a shred of truth.

I like how everyone who can refute or confirm the story is dead.

[Uncle Skippy]

Hmmmmmmm.... I wonder where Frank REALLY learned his seduction techniques.

[Tenebrous]

Is he wearing a fucking kurtka?

[mdf2]

The Amorous Adventures of Ashida Kim -- (in his mind).

Is that a Photoshop, or an actual product for sale?

(Considering the subject, I suppose it doesn't really matter, does it? ;))

[Lebell]

as far as i know it's an actual book.
which i found hard to believe.

[P Marsh]

Goddamn did the white ranger **** the blue ranger and birth that outfit? Guess his bulletproof beer gut needs something to control it.

[Larus marinus]

Is he wearing a fucking kurtka?

Na, it's the Saiyan battle armour from Dragonball Z.

[Holy Moment]

The Amorous Adventures of Ashida Kim -- (in his mind).

Is that a Photoshop, or an actual product for sale?

(Considering the subject, I suppose it doesn't really matter, does it? ;))

Yeah, it's real:

YouTube- The Amorous Adventures of Ashida Kim -- A Review (Part 1 of 2)

I guess everyone has someone they can make fun of.

[It is Fake]

Apparently he never read his own book.