Jiu-Jitsu Grappler Bashed for being Gay

[Zaii]

. You can try and dig your elbows in to places I don't know exist, but let me tell you now, my ex girlfriend was "adventurous" and violent, so you won't be showing me anything new.

You're implying your girlfriend shoved her elbow up your ass?

[battlefields]

You're implying your girlfriend shoved her elbow up your ass?

Woah woah woah, take a Freudian chill pill bro. I never said that. You are the one wanting to jam elbows in places never known to exist.

[Zaii]

You didn't say it, but you didn't deny it either.

If pro sports media tells us anything, you are on the roids. Or in this case, you have roids.

[battlefields]

Not that it is any of your business, but at that stage of my life with experimentation and such my ex girlfriend would've found something much more exciting than her elbow...

But no, I don't have roids, in either sense.

Reminds me of a story that happened to a friends friend who was fictional, Mark. He was on his honeymoon with his new wife and they were getting undressed for their first time, she took off her bra and two "enhancers" fell out, revealing these tiny bee stings for tits.
Mark says, "Jesus, you got small tits!"
His new wife screamed at him and slapped him, leaving a massive hand print on his face before telling him to go away.

He stepped out on the balcony just as there was a scream and yelling in the next room. He looked across to find his next door neighbour in the hotel on the balcony, the dudes hair all messed up and he had two hand prints on either cheek.
The neighbour asked what happened so Mark told him, adding, "and by opening my big dumb mouth thats why I got this hand print on my face, what happened to you?"
The neighbour explained, "Well, I'm on my honeymoon and my missus and I were about to do the deed, she took off her dress and her ass was so fat, I stupidly told her so!"

They were chatting when this huge commotion came from a third room, screaming, things smashing, yelling, crying, tearing, you name it. This third dude stumbles out on the balcony, clothes ripped, a chunk of skin missing, hair torn out, scratches, looked like he'd gone twenty rounds with GSP.
"What happened to you?" the two guys asked.
"Well, I'm on my honeymoon with the new missus, about to do the deed and she takes off her clothes to reveal the biggest **** I've ever seen."
The two guys say at the same time, "you must've really put your foot in it!"
"No," said the third guy, "but I could've!"

[Hedgehogey]

Battlefields, you're too fucking fat to have good sweeps.

[UpaLumpa]

Maybe you shouldn't base your top game around being fat?

Why not? It's worked for me.

[DKJr]

Why not? It's worked for me.

Roy Nelson is that you?

[Res Judicata]

I love how if you're lanky, flexible and fast and you beat people with those attributes, you're "good". But if you're big, heavy and strong you're automatically a skill-less lazy meathead/fatass.

On topic, I've rolled with guys I'm pretty sure were gay. No problem -- except for the one who invited me for a drink after class. I didn't roll with him anymore.

[AlphaFoxtrot51]

-- except for the one who invited me for a drink after class. I didn't roll with him anymore.

****, I guess I better not roll with anyone that I've met at a throwdown then. Either that or I could take it as a compliment and that I look cute in a red kurtka and orange shorts.

[Res Judicata]

I've lived in NYC long enough to (I think) tell the difference between those two scenarios. Hell, I used to work out in a gym where the male population was probably 60%+ gay. In context, it was pretty clearly a pass.