The Ultimate Fighter: Heavyweights - Episode 9 or Whatever

**Monsieur** · Posted On: 11/12/2009 7:54pm

Dana White was watching the fight stoned as usual. If Wren "destroyed" Nelson with the few punches that he landed in the first round, then Wren himself got "destroyed" by the bitchslapping his coach McSweeney laid on him before the fight.

It was a clear win for Roy. He landed more shots, did more damage, avoided most of what was thrown at him, and certainly looked a hell lot fresher than Wren at the end of the 2nd.
Wren looked puzzled a lot of the time, he simply didn't know how to deal with Roys reach and his effective use of the jab. He gassed out and tried unleashing t3h d34dly h4ym4k3r but failed.

If it had gone to the third it probably would have ended in a TKO for Nelson.

I lol'd a little at McSweeneys semi-kool-aidey coaching in between rounds "You're already a champ! You won that round! ... but that in no way means you should get lazy"

**Don Gwinn** · Posted On: 11/12/2009 9:45pm

I'm just glad I know who won now. The DVR ended its recording as Dana was in the Octagon reading off the judges' scores and saying "for the winner . . . . "
And then nothing.

**Hesperus** · Posted On: 11/12/2009 11:25pm

Originally Posted by Monsieur

looked a hell lot fresher than Wren at the end of the 2nd.

I wasn't aware freshness was a part of the judging criteria.

**longway** · Posted On: 11/13/2009 1:23am

Originally Posted by Raging Monkey

Look at Wren's face after the fight (red, swollen and jacked) then look at Roy's (untouched) and then tell me again who landed the more damaging shots.

That was from the slaps he got from his coach before the fight.

**JudOWNED** · Posted On: 11/13/2009 5:30am

Originally Posted by Hesperus

I wasn't aware freshness was a part of the judging criteria.

There's gotta be some joke that can be made out of that statement and the word "douchebag" but I just woke up and haven't had my coffee yet...

**selfcritical** · Posted On: 11/13/2009 7:48am

Originally Posted by Fighting Cephalopod

LOL

You've never seen Roy fight outside TUF, have you?

Never mind that he took down Monson, Brandon Vera, and Arlovski...

As fas as I and the sherdog fight finder can tell he never fought Vera.

**Phrost** · Posted On: 11/13/2009 8:15am

Originally Posted by vashanka

And that would be a closed eye?

I can't comment on how other judges do it, but I take my role extremely seriously because I understand that my decisions affect people's careers and livelihoods.

**billy sol hurok** · Posted On: 11/13/2009 9:12am

Originally Posted by Rivington

He's just trying to avoid having to say, at the end of the season, "And now, the future of the UFC heavyweight division," right before the camera cuts to:

I mean Kimbo's already on all the posters!

"Oh Mr. White, I have something heavy on my heart . . ."

And thanks for the pushups, Norman.

**Raging Monkey** · Posted On: 11/13/2009 9:26am

Originally Posted by Fighting Cephalopod

LOL

You've never seen Roy fight outside TUF, have you?

Never mind that he took down Monson, Brandon Vera, and Arlovski...

I have only seen two of his IFL fights... and they both looked like the Wren fight. Just longer.

But if he really took Monson down then I stand corrected.