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11-11-2009, 01:13 PM
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Registered Member
Join Date: Sep 2009
Posts: 409
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Style: FMA
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Quote:
Originally Posted by antman
There was an episode about this on ER chick had an allergic reaction having intercourse for the first time on her honeymoon. turned out she had sucked off about 50 different guys so her immune system viewed semen as a pathogen.
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At the same time?
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11-11-2009, 02:42 PM
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#22
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Ad Hominem rocks.
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: BC, Canada
Posts: 3,548
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Style: BJJ, mma
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Gentlemen. Hypnosis. Learn it.
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11-11-2009, 03:33 PM
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Wanna fight punk? Put jacket on first plz, kthx.
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: W. Yorks, UK
Posts: 4,119
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Demon Eyes
You wouldn't want that. There was a case where the wife, who was diagnosed with sexsomnia, would get out of bed, out the house, find a stranger, and proceed to sleep with him instead of her husband.
The husband thought it was all total bull at first (the correct response in my opinion), however, learns that she was in fact telling the truth.
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Err, in my experience there are usually a few intermediary steps between meeting a stranger and fucking them. A small cursory conversation is usually required, even of the loosest women I know, before the jiggy can be... initiated.
So she does all that in her sleep too? Because you know, bullshit...
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11-12-2009, 01:27 AM
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#24
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Registered Member
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Bay Area
Posts: 999
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Member
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Style: Silat, FMA, Muay Thai
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Machette
At the same time?
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nah while she was in college..... all seperately.
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11-12-2009, 01:42 AM
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#25
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Featherweight
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: MN USA
Posts: 58
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Junior Member
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Style: jujutsu
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Machette
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Ambien is how I got my daughter Katie. The worst part is that I dont even remember if the sex was good!
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11-12-2009, 03:47 PM
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#26
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Registered Member
Join Date: Sep 2009
Posts: 409
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Style: FMA
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Quote:
Originally Posted by antman
nah while she was in college..... all seperately.
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Geeze, what a prude! :P
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11-12-2009, 03:53 PM
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#27
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The Evil Russian, bringing you quality evil, one day at a time.
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Chicago soon to be Texas
Posts: 2,177
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Style: Grappling, Taiji, Goju
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Lu Tze
Err, in my experience there are usually a few intermediary steps between meeting a stranger and fucking them.
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You've never dropped acid at Burning Man?
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A small cursory conversation is usually required, even of the loosest women I know, before the jiggy can be... initiated.
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Him: Hi.
Her: zzzzzzzzzz
later
Her: Um... hi, where the hell am...
Him: zzzzzzzzzz
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11-12-2009, 03:59 PM
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#28
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Heavyweight
Join Date: Mar 2007
Posts: 399
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Squerlli
Isn't the sperm allergy called "marriage"?
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Lol! Tried to +1...but it wouldn't let me.
I do know that wedding cake greatly dimminishes a women's sex drive.
As long as his girlfriend isn't also allergic to his sperm all is good!! 
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11-13-2009, 01:32 AM
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Wanna hug the Scare Bear?
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Location, Location.
Posts: 1,696
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Style: Sailing the Spanish Main.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Big Dozer
Woman Allergic to Husband's Semen
By Michelle Burford
In 2005, newlyweds Julie and Mike Boyde of Ambridge, Pennsylvania spent their wedding night at a bed and breakfast, where, for the first time since becoming a couple, they had intercourse without a condom. Immediately afterward, Julie was in excruciating pain. Doctors would eventually diagnose her with a rare and incurable disorder known as seminal plasma hypersensitivity, meaning Julie is allergic to her husband's sperm.
She tells her story in a riveting new episode of Discovery Health's "Strange Sex," a documentary that follows women who are struggling to overcome sexual disorders, including involuntary orgasm and sexsomnia -- engaging in sexual intercourse while asleep.
http://www.aolhealth.com/health/wome...Fsemen-allergy
I this is so sad and so funny at the same time
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See, this is why is so important to give a facial on the first date.
She gets the awkward acne = You are not meant to be together.
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11-13-2009, 01:33 AM
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Wanna hug the Scare Bear?
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Location, Location.
Posts: 1,696
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Style: Sailing the Spanish Main.
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