Buru O'Kougan!
Also, did you know that he has an email address?
askbully@bullshido.com
Also, did you know that he is now writing a column for bullshido called "Ask a bully?" It's like the "dear abby" column, only less gay. Did you also know that he also has a Master of Fine Arts from Harvard? It's true, he works at starbucks.
It's taken us months to teach him how to type on a keyboard without getting frustrated and eating it, but it's finally happened and he can safely answer questions now. He's almost up to 12 words a minute!
Yep, that's right you skallywags. Our very own mascot has removed his 6 oz gloves for a pair of reading glasses to scrutinize what thoughts you've been dying to ask, but too afraid to publicly embarrass yourself with your ineptitude.
So what we need you to do is to send your questions to Buru. Ask him anything you want. He'll probably disregard it, but some of you, he might just respond to.
askbully@bullshido.com
Let's see those questions start flowing in!
