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    Quote Originally Posted by chaosexmachina View Post
    It's weird that someone doing these kinds of MA would still be so delusional about pressure points and energy medians and all that bullshit.

    BUT, if your head explodes... You'll tell us, right?
    It should be possible. A victim of las plagas type 1 has the hands intact.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bustardo View Post
    I'm rolling with the guy a little bit and I get cross body. He reaches out his hand and taps me on the forehead twice, and I respond by promptly armbarring him.
    Bustardo, is your real name Matt? He did tap you.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Larus marinus View Post
    You can laugh now - but you're living on borrowed time, dude. The only reason that you're alive now is that the guy didn't want your death on his criminal record.

    In approximately 60-80 years your heart will stop and you will die. I guarantee it. Do not underestimate the power of Dim Mak.
    My instructor was laughing and said, "He's probably telling everyone, "I had to kill him, he'll have a stroke on his way home!"

    Quote Originally Posted by chaosexmachina
    It's weird that someone doing these kinds of MA would still be so delusional about pressure points and energy medians and all that bullshit.

    BUT, if your head explodes... You'll tell us, right?


    Well in his defense I think he's been doing these for 3 weeks now, but I believe he's most likely delusion about a great many things. I was watching his bagwork before class. It was a great flurry of arm punches with no body mechanics whatsoever backing them up.

    You'll be like the 5th group of people to know if my head explodes. The order will be 1) everyone around me at the time 2) My family 3) My friends 4) My Lawyer 5) then you guys, FOR SURE!

    Quote Originally Posted by jkdbuck76

    Bustardo, is your real name Matt? He did tap you.....


    No My name isn't Matt.

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    Don't you know anything? Obviously, your tongue was touching the roof of your mouth. You nullified it. That, and you weren't standing perfectly still.

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    Silly rabbit, Dim Mak does not work on Natural Athletes (read for sxample those who do BJJ).

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    My Hanshi told me that Dim Mak only works on those with fearful, unclear minds - and bricks.

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    I call bullshit. Bustardo's head has clearly exploded by now, and this is his lawyer or a family member posting for him.

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    Bustardo, if you kill the guy that did it to you before the Dim Mak starts to work, it gets neautralised. Best find him quick...

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigKovacs View Post
    Bustardo, if you kill the guy that did it to you before the Dim Mak starts to work, it gets neautralised. Best find him quick...
    What if I double armbarred him when he tried to choke me in my guard. Does that nullify it also?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bustardo View Post
    What if I double armbarred him when he tried to choke me in my guard. Does that nullify it also?
    I just phoned up my Hanshi to check.

    That only works on Gypsy curses.

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