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  1. Bustardo is offline
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    10/17/2009 12:51am


     Style: BJJ/Pekiti Tersia/Hsing-I

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!

    Guys, I was DIM MAK'd tonight. Will my head explode?

    So we (my instructor and I) traveled to our sister school. He informed me that one of the guys there was a bit of an oddball. I didn't really inquire as to what he meant.

    I'm rolling with the guy a little bit and I get cross body. He reaches out his hand and taps me on the forehead twice, and I respond by promptly armbarring him.

    After class while we're sitting there waiting for everyone to leave I see the guy pull out a DIM MAK book and talking about energy and some such things to anyone within ear shot who will listen. After everyone left I said "Holy **** man! I think he tried to Dim Mak me!"

    My teacher replied and said, "You're dead now man!!! You just don't know it yet. You'll drive home and your head is gonna explode"


    Just thought I'd share.
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    I've enjoyed reading your posts in the past mate. Sorry it has to end like this. You will be missed.
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    Posted On:
    10/17/2009 1:10am


     Style: Parkour and Judo

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Make sure you put some plastic down.

    Edit:
    And isn't it ironic that you should suffer the same fate as your avatar?
    Last edited by simonifrius; 10/17/2009 1:14am at .
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    10/17/2009 1:24am

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    Can I have your stuff?
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    Posted On:
    10/17/2009 1:26am

    Join us... or die
     Style: MCMAP, BJJ

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    That blows!

    Dibs on the purple belt/tag!

    PROOF that I'm not a completely useless poster:
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    3moose1 is correct. Sig THAT, you fucker.

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    I went out with a delightful young woman who was on a regimen of pills that made her taste of burned onions.
    That is not conducive to passionate cunnilingus, my friend, let me assure you.
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    Posted On:
    10/17/2009 1:27am


     Style: Judo

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    The "Dim Mak for Dummies" instructional guide is a dangerous thing as it appears you have unfortunatly found out....
  7. Bustardo is offline
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    Posted On:
    10/17/2009 2:35am


     Style: BJJ/Pekiti Tersia/Hsing-I

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    I seriously think he was looking to see why it didn't instantly knock me out. He said something about the Energy meridians and the time of day... thats all I picked up over my own laughter... Head still intact by the way.
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    Posted On:
    10/17/2009 2:35am


     Style: Judo

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    點穴真的吸
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    Posted On:
    10/17/2009 2:56am

    Join us... or die
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bustardo View Post
    I seriously think he was looking to see why it didn't instantly knock me out. He said something about the Energy meridians and the time of day... thats all I picked up over my own laughter... Head still intact by the way.
    You can laugh now - but you're living on borrowed time, dude. The only reason that you're alive now is that the guy didn't want your death on his criminal record.

    In approximately 60-80 years your heart will stop and you will die. I guarantee it. Do not underestimate the power of Dim Mak.
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    Posted On:
    10/17/2009 3:02am

    Join us... or die
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    It's weird that someone doing these kinds of MA would still be so delusional about pressure points and energy medians and all that bullshit.

    BUT, if your head explodes... You'll tell us, right?
    "The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall." - Mitch Hedberg

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