Posted On:10/16/2009 6:00pm
Style: Kung Fu combat wrestling
Marcus Jones aka Big Baby, is so big and strong on UF heavyweights that he hurts everyone during practice.
When he got pissed on the last episode of UF, I felt scared and bothered from the safety of my couch watching tv.
I would run like hell if he got pissed at me. Run for my life.
He could easily kill me with his bare hands.
He could break my neck. His armbars would take my arms home with him.
His knee on belly would crush and fracture my ribs.
I would piss my pants if he got angry with me.
He would actually smell the **** and piss as my bowels let loose from utter terror.
I would have to go home and change my pants and underwear.
Could you imagine how bad he would hurt you if you had to fight him?
Hell, he hurts the other heavy weights, imagine what he would do to us.
Just thinking about it makes me want to hide under my bed in utter terror.
BJJ wins again!
Posted On:10/17/2009 2:03pm
He's very strong and very big, but I daresay I weigh more than him, and I do knee on belly without injuring anyone. He's not a planet.
That said, I missed the episode, so maybe his anger was really that epic. Everybody thinks the big nice guys are harmless, but generally the big nice guy just isn't faking righteous indignation to pick a fight every five minutes. When he's genuinely angry, he's *genuinely* angry.
Posted On:10/17/2009 4:30pm
so maybe his anger was really that epic.
It wasn't. Sandbag2 must be the biggest ***** on the planet.
Posted On:10/17/2009 5:31pm
Style: Muay Thai
Um. WTF? Do you fucking fancy him or something dude?
Posted On:10/19/2009 2:10am
I think you need to sit down OP......
I'd like to leave this world like I came into it: Screaming, naked & covered in someone else's blood
Posted On:10/19/2009 3:28am
Did I miss an episode? All I saw was him being annoyed and not saying much
" The reason elite level MMAists don't fight with aikido is the same reason elite level swimmers don't swim with their lips." - Virus
" I shocked him with my skills on the ice becuase Wing Chun is great for hockey fighting." - 'Sifu' Milt Wallace
"Besides, as you might already know (from Virus, for example) - there's only 1 wing chun and it sucks big time" - Tonuzaba
"Even when I'm promising mayhem and butt-chicanery, I'm generally posting with a smile on my face." - Sochin101
"That said, if he blocked my hip on a drop nage, I would extend my leg into a drop tai Otoshi and slam him so hard his parents would die." - MTripp
Posted On:10/19/2009 3:32pm
Style: JKD, Jiu Jitsu
If he threatens you, just tell him you'll **** up his flower garden if he lays a finger on you. He'll back off and cry like a big baby.
Fight fire with water dude.
Posted On:10/19/2009 6:56pm
Posted On:10/19/2009 6:57pm
cant wait to see him fight. I think he will do great
Articles and Reviews
Tools and Info