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  1. SaintHamish is offline

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    How to survive a Terriost Attack-WTF?!?!

    I apologise if this has already been covered but just in case it hadnt I couldnt help myself...

    Fell across this website offering a few "Tips" in how to survive your average Plane Hijacking or Suicide Bomber.....


    "Walter Philbrick, a SWAT instructor and president of IPS Services told us, “Terrorism has no rules, either fight or die. We are going to teach you how to survive a terrorist attack.”

    And here are some useful survival tactics as shared by Mr Philbrick...

    1 - 'When the terrorist comes down the aisle as soon as he passes you throw your blanket over his face so he cannot see. Then knee him in the spine, pull him down and strangle him with the blanket until you get another passenger to help you restrain him. '

    2 - 'Always ask a stewardess for two unopened cans of soda. A full soda can thrown at someone’s temple can kill him. They can smash a terrorist’s nose, knee cap or head. If everyone throws a full soda can at a terrorist he can be stoned to death. A full soda can wrapped inside a blanket can be swung as a deadly mace.'

    3 - 'A rolled newspaper becomes extremely hard and can be used to smash the nose or stop the heart by hitting the arteries on the side of the neck.'

    4 - 'An undercover Air Marshall may attempt to take back the airplane. If that happens keep your head down or you could be accidentally shot and killed. '


    Big fan of this next one....

    5 - 'Standing in the face of an explosion is deadly. The shrapnel has many opportunities to pierce your vital organs.'




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    Posted On:
    10/14/2009 11:23pm

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    I wonder if anyone has died from a volley of unopened soda cans.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CodosDePiedra View Post
    I wonder if anyone has died from a volley of unopened soda cans.
    This is the first thing I thought of...

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    There is a show on spike, Surviving Disaster.

    Its hosted by a Former Navy SEAL, and looks a bit more legit, but still..

    PROOF that I'm not a completely useless poster:
    http://www.bullshido.net/forums/show...0&postcount=58


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    3moose1 is correct. Sig THAT, you fucker.

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    I went out with a delightful young woman who was on a regimen of pills that made her taste of burned onions.
    That is not conducive to passionate cunnilingus, my friend, let me assure you.
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    I agree with moosey
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    Posted On:
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    Throw a soda can at someone's temple and kill them. I don't think I would trust my ability to pull that off against someone with a bomb on their chest.
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    Posted On:
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    Wouldn't it just be more effective to just stab the sandnegro to death with your spork?
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    Posted On:
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    Quote Originally Posted by 3moose1 View Post
    There is a show on spike, Surviving Disaster.

    Its hosted by a Former Navy SEAL, and looks a bit more legit, but still..

    I saw their surviving a skyscraper fire.

    I think most people would have a better chance jumping from the top floor and hoping the heat creates enough updraft to float them to the ground.

    ...of course he might be better when it comes to terriost. :qtank:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sirc View Post
    Wouldn't it just be more effective to just stab the sandnegro to death with your spork?

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    Posted On:
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    Quote Originally Posted by 3moose1 View Post
    There is a show on spike, Surviving Disaster.

    Its hosted by a Former Navy SEAL, and looks a bit more legit, but still..
    And why does it say "Jews GTFO" in German under your avatar? Any particular reason?
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    Quote Originally Posted by H_Murdock View Post
    And why does it say "Jews GTFO" in German under your avatar? Any particular reason?

    The Germans came, the police, and they started banging houses: "Raus, raus, raus, Juden raus." … [O]ne baby started to cry … The other baby started crying. So the mother urinated in her hand and gave the baby a drink to keep quiet … [When the police had gone], I told the mothers to come out. And one baby was dead … from fear, the mother [had] choked her own baby.
    —Abraham Malik, describing his experience in the Kovno ghetto


    Never actually noticed that until then.......What is the reason?

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