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    I can't believe this came from the same country that spawned SAMBO, the AK-47, and the car with whale penis leather seats...

    http://jalopnik.com/5380680/15m-russ...-*****-leather

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    Whale Penis Leather, FTMFW!!
    I feel like you eye-bawlin' me, dawg!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DarkPhoenix View Post
    Whale Penis Leather, FTMFW!!
    I know, right? How can something so FAIL come from a country with so much WIN?

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    i dunno. sounds like a ****-up to me. maybe they meant whale vagina leather. i don't wanna be sitting on whale penis. know what i mean?

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    Quote Originally Posted by zaohu View Post
    I know, right? How can something so FAIL come from a country with so much WIN?

    There always has to be some fail, for the sake of cosmic balance. Here in the US we have plenty of fail, but that has to balance out our copious amounts of win.

    Quote Originally Posted by nohero View Post
    i dunno. sounds like a ****-up to me. maybe they meant whale vagina leather. i don't wanna be sitting on whale penis. know what i mean?
    I dunno about that. Whale vagina has got to be pretty raunchy smelling after a time. And I can't see how douching it would do any good.
    I feel like you eye-bawlin' me, dawg!

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    Quote Originally Posted by nohero View Post
    i dunno. sounds like a ****-up to me. maybe they meant whale vagina leather. i don't wanna be sitting on whale penis. know what i mean?
    Don't be such a silly goose! Pink interior in a red car? That just clashes too much! Goodness!

    /metrosexual moment

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    Quote Originally Posted by nohero View Post
    yeah, it's a bitch when your namby-pamby kickboxing opponent ignores your no-touch knockouts.
    I don't want to come across like a Systema fanboy - but the footage of what people assume is them performing 'no-touch knockouts' is actually (according to comments I've read in various places from Systema guys when people have called them on this) some sort of evasion/reaction drill where the purpose is to anticipate your partner's moves beforehand and throw yourself out of harm's way.

    Now, this may just be evasion in itself (the evasion of mockery!) - but I thought that I'd mention it for the sake of fairness.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Larus marinus View Post
    I don't want to come across like a Systema fanboy - but the footage of what people assume is them performing 'no-touch knockouts' is actually (according to comments I've read in various places from Systema guys when people have called them on this) some sort of evasion/reaction drill where the purpose is to anticipate your partner's moves beforehand and throw yourself out of harm's way.

    Now, this may just be evasion in itself (the evasion of mockery!) - but I thought that I'd mention it for the sake of fairness.
    and the cute little pirhouette he pulled while encircled by five attackers just happened to cause all of them to fall to the ground? at the same time? and stay there?
    :bsflag:

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    Quote Originally Posted by nohero View Post
    and the cute little pirhouette he pulled while encircled by five attackers just happened to cause all of them to fall to the ground? at the same time? and stay there?
    I can't really think offhand as to what use it might be - but I guess that the instructor could've told them to surround him tightly, then avoid getting touched by him as he spun...:5grouphug

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    hahahahA!!

    You most defintily should have to demonstrate on the blackboard! its cool with all those little mathmatical indications... Makes it more deadly too.

    When your opponent does not cooperate with your no touch KO you might have to hit grapple or use a weapon against him... That could be rough

    Ah the beauty of Russian cynacism. It makes life so fresh and invigarating! sort of like having a shot glass or five filled with vodka attached to your mandible as you run around doing the things people have to do. Self depreciation shows that these people are no dopes. In Russia Systema is spetnitz and the great pumpkin is coming for sure this year.
    This thread never was a high quality conversation - My friend vern Gilbert on the William Acquier thread.

    The fight in question having started over who owns which piece of rubble. Nicko1;2233174 On the Acquier Kim Fiasco slash thread.

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