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  1. crawford is offline

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    Quote Originally Posted by 3moose1 View Post
    Aight son, let me learn you some education;

    I didn't take pictures because I was better off milking sympathy massages from my girlfriend at the time.


    I mean, I was saving the world, dude. Definitely. God, why you gotta be a playa hata, ninja damn.
    Milk the sympathy, but take some pictures. Sheesh! it's not that hard, and you don't even have to focus. Besides, you can take them pre-op, post op, when you're getting the stitches out, and anytime in between. Just take the brace off and snap a few. Like your gf was there the whole time.

    I already put up, so please...
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    Quote Originally Posted by crawford View Post
    I already put up, so please...

    Ninja damn, this **** happened two or three years ago. I fucked **** up in August, but just did the whole physical therapy **** until I can get back from boot camp.

    But you put up, but do you put out?

    DADDY NEEDS SUM LUVIN'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cy Q. Faunce
    3moose1 is correct. Sig THAT, you fucker.

    Quote Originally Posted by sochin101 View Post
    I went out with a delightful young woman who was on a regimen of pills that made her taste of burned onions.
    That is not conducive to passionate cunnilingus, my friend, let me assure you.
    Quote Originally Posted by HappyOldGuy View Post
    I agree with moosey
  3. crawford is offline

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    Quote Originally Posted by 3moose1 View Post
    Ninja damn, this **** happened two or three years ago. I fucked **** up in August, but just did the whole physical therapy **** until I can get back from boot camp.

    But you put up, but do you put out?

    DADDY NEEDS SUM LUVIN'
    baby, you couldn't handle the lovin, but at least you'd have no question the best boo-boo picture of this thread.

    FYI: the photo I posted? 2006
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    I did this **** over and over again for a few months. Now I can't feel my right ankle. Nerve damage? Blood vessel damage? Who knows? It's just kind of dead. I can smash it into anything I want now. Instant conditioning.
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    Quote Originally Posted by crawford View Post
    baby, you couldn't handle the lovin, but at least you'd have no question the best boo-boo picture of this thread.

    FYI: the photo I posted? 2006

    I think your syphilis would eat my dick off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cy Q. Faunce
    3moose1 is correct. Sig THAT, you fucker.

    Quote Originally Posted by sochin101 View Post
    I went out with a delightful young woman who was on a regimen of pills that made her taste of burned onions.
    That is not conducive to passionate cunnilingus, my friend, let me assure you.
    Quote Originally Posted by HappyOldGuy View Post
    I agree with moosey
  6. Matko is offline

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    Stupid street fight I got into... I ducked the fist, but not stupid ring, just sliced my forehead.


    Except that, during some grappling, got front teeth broken, but sorry, no pic of that...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Libertad View Post
    I hate it when guys do that, did they stop because they knew your arm would break?

    Tap before you snap y'all.
    No, they stopped because they thought my shoulder had popped, the sub wasn't in all the way yet. But honestly I thought they were just trying to go to a different hold until they asked if I was ok. I had forgotten that most people don't expect their shoulders to make that kind of sound unless something is really wrong.

    But I totally agree about tap before you snap. I've seen some people who just won't tap, and pretty soon people don't want to train with them. Seriously, I've never thought you get extra points for being "tough" by getting choked out over and over or F'ing up your joints because you refuse to tap.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Question View Post
    Also, SS for silent stroking.

    Fuckin' pussies. One brave hero goes down and the fuckin' army retreats? Y'all some bitch ninjas.

    Ninjas used to even use the inside of their thigh in a maneuver that was called "The Handless Tug". Now those were some real ninjas.
    We used to call it "pocket pool" in the industry...
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    Busted my foot up but good @ three months ago.

    Was training on the heavy bag. Really excited because I finally got a bag stand, and I could work out in my room. (Yeah, I'm a bachelor, there's MA equipment in my bedroom... what?) Now, this stand is kind of like the Internets, it's a series of tubes. On the base are three steel posts, one in each corner, for weights.

    Anyways, I'm practicing my Tai kicks. Going slow. Going for placement, technique, body mechanics, range, power. Trying to get it right till I do it right every time. I'm feeling good. My kung fu is strong. I'm Tony Jaa, I'm the Tiger King, I'm fucking Frank Dux on extacy. Brothers, I AM A GOLDEN GOD and I'm ready to go FULL POWER BABY!!!!

    I wind up, step off, my foot leaves the ground at mach 2...

    ...and slams full force into one of those posts. Impacting right in the middle of my instep. I proceed to jump around on one foot cursing my stupidity inbetween pathetic keening mamal noises like Harvey Keitel bawling out Jesus in The Bad Lieutenant.

    I spent two weeks limping around on a cane. Another month limping real bad whenever the temperature dropped. Third month limping noticeably every morning till my foot got warmed up. Finally, almost four months latter, I can start training kicks again as long as I take it slow, and don't mess with my foot too much.

    I am my own worst enemy.

    Epic, fail. :/
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    Quote Originally Posted by 3moose1 View Post
    I think your syphilis would eat my dick off.
    it probably would, if you had a dick to begin with
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