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    Octopussy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Holy Moment View Post
    It was like a really nasty friction burn, kind of like what you get on your penis when you masturbate through your underwear too much.
    Yeah, that **** is the WORST.

    I had a fucked up case of cauliflower ear last year, and I had to wear a big ass bandage on my head for compression. Ninjas were laughing at me.

    Now I have a traditional 3 inch scar from an appendectomy, the scar is cool and all, but it's the fucking downtime that's killing me.
    Quote Originally Posted by Goju - joe
    being a dick with skill is only marginally better than being a dick without skill.
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    Quote Originally Posted by illegalusername View Post
    Why the **** would you masturbate through your underwear
    Because it's fucking stealth mode, man. If you're in class/church and you're all bored and ****, you can throw your hands in your pockets and just jerk one out on the spot. If you're a real pro, you'll make sure that one of your pockets has a hole big enough to get at least 2 fingers through. And if you're a real fucking jedi master ************, you'll use that hole to insert a small piece of tissue so you can prevent the gravy from staining the front of your pants and ****.

    I thought this **** was common knowledge.
    Quote Originally Posted by Goju - joe
    being a dick with skill is only marginally better than being a dick without skill.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Question View Post
    Because it's fucking stealth mode, man. If you're in class/church and you're all bored and ****, you can throw your hands in your pockets and just jerk one out on the spot. If you're a real pro, you'll make sure that one of your pockets has a hole big enough to get at least 2 fingers through. And if you're a real fucking jedi master ************, you'll use that hole to insert a small piece of tissue so you can prevent the gravy from staining the front of your pants and ****.

    I thought this **** was common knowledge.
    It's called Dangerwanking.

    It was briefly an underground fad at my university, spurned by our campus magazine thing, til someone got caught out in a lecture. Then it mysteriously died overnight.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 100xobm View Post
    It's called Dangerwanking.

    It was briefly an underground fad at my university, spurned by our campus magazine thing, til someone got caught out in a lecture. Then it mysteriously died overnight.
    Also, SS for silent stroking.

    Fuckin' pussies. One brave hero goes down and the fuckin' army retreats? Y'all some bitch ninjas.

    Ninjas used to even use the inside of their thigh in a maneuver that was called "The Handless Tug". Now those were some real ninjas.
    Quote Originally Posted by Goju - joe
    being a dick with skill is only marginally better than being a dick without skill.
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    Whip it out and whack it was my motto. Teacher couldn't figure out why the whole back row was empty. So I sat up front.
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    Does this count as an injury? I recently really looked at my hands (no i was not smoking weed at the time) and realized that 5 of 10 fingers have joints that are displaced. One of them is when I broke the joint while playing tag with my dog, but I'm pretty sure the others are from combo of Jiu Jitsu and Kali stick-ing.

    My hands are NOT ladylike.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Question View Post
    Fuckin' pussies. One brave hero goes down and the fuckin' army retreats? Y'all some bitch ninjas.
    Quoted for lulz.

    I've had a dislocated patella, torn AC joint, rotator cuff injuries. (being a ninjer)

    Subluxiated elbow, sprained wrists (BJJ)

    Black eyes and bruises (MT + MMA)

    Grazes and hardcore bruises (Downhill MTB)

    Seriously though, riding a pushbike is way more dangerous then MA.
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    Still nursing my shoulder back to life. Quoting my doctor/surgeon from my (hopefully) last appointment: "Oh yeah, you are the guy with more things to fix than should be allowed" when he went through my papers.

    Back to jits starting from early December, I hope. Still missing about 35% of outward rotational movement range. That makes it only to about 9 months of down time.
    Curiosity killed the cat. But damn it had a blast.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Question View Post
    Also, SS for silent stroking.

    Fuckin' pussies. One brave hero goes down and the fuckin' army retreats? Y'all some bitch ninjas.

    Ninjas used to even use the inside of their thigh in a maneuver that was called "The Handless Tug". Now those were some real ninjas.
    Now the question remains, is Danger Wanking an Extreme sport?
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    Torn ACL from rugby. I also think I messed up my ankle pretty bad falling down a flight of stairs.
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