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    The injury thread

    Here we post our glorious war-wounds. Pictures, stories, whatever. I'll kick it off with my weaksauce picture (the month-long hematomato on my shin never really looked very impressive).



    Bonus points for arterial bleeds, etc etc...

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    two Broken toes from a blackbelt de ashi barai'ing me. The discolouration and swelling was a shitload more purple than this picture implies.




    Not a big injury, but the only one I got a photo of.

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    Damn dude, what'd you do??

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    How did you get that doing Judo?
    Forgive me if thats a silly question, but I always associated wounds like that with striking arts.

    As for me, Im gently working my way back to training after a torn ligament in my ankle.

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    broken ankle. Sort of like Cro Cop - folded under me with my toes pointed in the wrong direction

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    I’ll try to describe it simply: it felt as if the bottom of my face had been torn off the bone by making an incision on the inside of my bottom lip, like a metal plate had been inserted under my skin secured by screws being drilled in to various parts of my lower jaw, then, metal wire forced under my gumline at the back of my mouth with jagged edges sticking out in a non conformist fashion, tightened around both rows of teeth to secure a metal brace that could hold various shattered pieces skull in place with further use of jagged wire under the gum and skin and finally an intricate web of rubber bands that ensured that every piece of metal present sliced into every available soft piece of flesh between the tomb of teeth that now enclosed my tongue and the outside of my mouth.
    This is what happened in surgery as a result of my motorbike accident last year. Secure your helmet folks!
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    Last season, a heavyweight cut up my forehead with his headgear during a wrestling match. It was like a really nasty friction burn, kind of like what you get on your penis when you masturbate through your underwear too much.

    The best part was that I had to wear this condom thing on my head for protection afterwards. I looked like a candlestick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Holy Moment View Post
    Last season, a heavyweight cut up my forehead with his headgear during a wrestling match. It was like a really nasty friction burn, kind of like what you get on your penis when you masturbate through your underwear too much.
    Why the **** would you masturbate through your underwear

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    Fucked-up fapping aside:

    A guy pulled halfguard (wtf) and i fell and delivered the most spectacular headbutt. Shame my aim was off.

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