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    Quote Originally Posted by Tom Kagan View Post
    Gyms which offer these other programs don't generally think they are "legit" in the sense it'll produce fighters ... or ballet dancers, or firefighters. So, how does it prove the point?
    Oh yeah, we've never heard any Mcdojo advertise that they teach kickboxing only to find out it's cardio kickboxing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Question View Post
    Bitch ninjas can't hang with real ninjas.

    Only real ninjas ride with us.

    Some of these ninjas is bitches too.

    When we would fight
    He would always go down quick
    So he took karate
    and he still got his ass kicked

    Edit to credit Ice T with those lyrics.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Omega the Merciless View Post
    Oh yeah, we've never heard any Mcdojo advertise that they teach kickboxing only to find out it's cardio kickboxing.
    I'm not saying it won't happen, but the gyms which do this already do it anyway. Swapping out "Kickbox" and putting in "MMA" is just the latest incantation.

    Have you been puking all along, or is there something specific which makes the MMA exercise programs different and/or more susceptible to making a bad McDojo "legit"?
    Calm down, it's only ones and zeros.

    "Your calm and professional manner of response is really draining all the fun out of this. Can you reply more like Dr. Fagbot or something? Call me some names, mention some sand in my vagina or something of the sort. You can't expect me to come up with reasonable arguments man!" -- MaverickZ

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    BJJ claims to burn off 600 calories per class. I think I'll start a cardio BJJ class and let my white belts teach it.

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    Ew, cardio kettle bell class taught by a skinny ****.

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    Aeoribic krav maga taught by a catholic alter boy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Omega the Merciless View Post
    Ew, cardio kettle bell class taught by a skinny ****.
    It's not like Pavel and Sonnon are bulging with overstuffed muscles.

    Quote Originally Posted by Omega the Merciless View Post
    Aeoribic krav maga taught by a catholic alter boy.
    Wait ... isn't that what is krav maga in the US already?

    Quote Originally Posted by Omega the Merciless View Post
    BJJ claims to burn off 600 calories per class. I think I'll start a cardio BJJ class and let my white belts teach it.

    Will it have funky music and no contact?


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    Last edited by Tom Kagan; 9/30/2009 12:02am at .
    Calm down, it's only ones and zeros.

    "Your calm and professional manner of response is really draining all the fun out of this. Can you reply more like Dr. Fagbot or something? Call me some names, mention some sand in my vagina or something of the sort. You can't expect me to come up with reasonable arguments man!" -- MaverickZ

    "Tom Kagan spins in his grave and the fucking guy isn't even dead yet." -- Snake Plissken

    My Bullshido fan club threads:
    Tom Kagan's a big hairy...
    Tom Kagan can lick my BALLS
    Tom Kagan teaches _ing __un and bigotry?
    Tom Kagan: Serious discussion here
    Lamokio asks the burning question is Tom Kagan a ***** or just cruising for some
    I'm Dave the gay Kickboxer from Manchester and I have the hots for Tom Kagan
    TOM KAGAN, OPEN ME, THE MKT ARE COMING FOR YOU ! ARE YOU MAN ENOUGH TO MEET ?
    ATTN TOM KAGAN
    World Dominator 'Kagan' in plot to lie about real Kung Fu and Martial Arts
    Tom Kagan just gave me my third negative rep in a day
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    Cardio masturbation.

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    Boot Camp Workouts by Captain Jack.


    Oh wait ...
    Calm down, it's only ones and zeros.

    "Your calm and professional manner of response is really draining all the fun out of this. Can you reply more like Dr. Fagbot or something? Call me some names, mention some sand in my vagina or something of the sort. You can't expect me to come up with reasonable arguments man!" -- MaverickZ

    "Tom Kagan spins in his grave and the fucking guy isn't even dead yet." -- Snake Plissken

    My Bullshido fan club threads:
    Tom Kagan's a big hairy...
    Tom Kagan can lick my BALLS
    Tom Kagan teaches _ing __un and bigotry?
    Tom Kagan: Serious discussion here
    Lamokio asks the burning question is Tom Kagan a ***** or just cruising for some
    I'm Dave the gay Kickboxer from Manchester and I have the hots for Tom Kagan
    TOM KAGAN, OPEN ME, THE MKT ARE COMING FOR YOU ! ARE YOU MAN ENOUGH TO MEET ?
    ATTN TOM KAGAN
    World Dominator 'Kagan' in plot to lie about real Kung Fu and Martial Arts
    Tom Kagan just gave me my third negative rep in a day
    I am infatuated with Tom Kagan
    Tom Kagan is a fat balding white guy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by G-Off View Post
    He's not even subtle enough to pretend he's doing anything other than "taking advantage" of MMA and public interest around it. "The media is doing all of the work for us..." He sounds like a slimy politician.
    He's not trying to pretend - his newsletter is about marketing so no surprise that he's talking about taking advantage of a trend, just like with the tae-bo fad.* It reads like any other marketing newsletter I've ever seen.

    And frankly, he's not even the worst (YK Kim! Come on down!!)


    *it was funny to watch all the MA studios in town trying to come up with their own rip-off of tae-bo without infringing on the trademark. The worst was a TKD studio that chose a name that sounded like one might when gargling around a mouthful of hot marbles.

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