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  1. Keyboardsamurai is offline

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    9/25/2009 11:26am


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    Sparring at Mcdonalds...

    The other night I went to a Mcdonalds with my cousins to pick up the infamous Mcgangbang and saw a guy wearing a gi talking to his friends.

    I was going to ask him what he trained in until I heard him say to his friends

    "I'll be able to beat anyone up when I get my black belt and get all the girls!"

    I kept my mouth shut and listened to what they had to say. After they argued about which martial art was the best the guy wearing the gi told his friend to attack him. His friend declined the offer but the others egged him on to do it.

    The guy in the gi went into a horse stance and said "ok punch me"

    His friend threw a really slow punch trying not to hit him and the guy in the gi grabbed his hand and threw a punch to his face which almost landed.

    This goes on until the guy in the gi grabs his friend's leg and throws him on to the floor. The lady at the register tells them their food is ready so the guy in the gi grabs it and says

    "My respects to Mcdonalds"
    ::bows::
    "uss" (idk how its spelled)



    What's up with guys like this? This is my first time bumping into anyone like this and it left me speechless.
  2. foxd is offline

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    9/25/2009 11:30am


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    I blame anime.

    And chemicals in the food.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Keyboardsamurai View Post

    I was going to ask him what he trained in until I heard him say to his friends

    "I'll be able to beat anyone up when I get my black belt and get all the girls!"

    Keyboard, you need to kindly explain to him that black belt =/= getting nookie. In fact, tell him to watch Karate Kid 1, 2 and 3 and ask him to tell you how many times Daniel-san got into the promised land......
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    9/25/2009 11:34am

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    It's crap like this that makes me die a little on the inside one day at a time.
    You can blame Naruto, Dragon Ball Z, and Charles Darwin. I only pray that some day he gets his "back to reality" beating that helped me see the light.
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    Dude I kill people for a fucking living.

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    9/25/2009 11:34am


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    Quote Originally Posted by Keyboardsamurai View Post
    The other night I went to a Mcdonalds with my cousins to pick up the infamous Mcgangbang and saw a guy wearing a gi talking to his friends.

    I was going to ask him what he trained in until I heard him say to his friends

    "I'll be able to beat anyone up when I get my black belt and get all the girls!"

    I kept my mouth shut and listened to what they had to say. After they argued about which martial art was the best the guy wearing the gi told his friend to attack him. His friend declined the offer but the others egged him on to do it.

    The guy in the gi went into a horse stance and said "ok punch me"

    His friend threw a really slow punch trying not to hit him and the guy in the gi grabbed his hand and threw a punch to his face which almost landed.

    This goes on until the guy in the gi grabs his friend's leg and throws him on to the floor. The lady at the register tells them their food is ready so the guy in the gi grabs it and says

    "My respects to Mcdonalds"
    ::bows::
    "uss" (idk how its spelled)



    What's up with guys like this? This is my first time bumping into anyone like this and it left me speechless.

    As much as I feel that the forces of dwarin will eventually rectify people like this....i feel that dwarin isnt the only method of creation and that u should act as the intelligent designer and strike him down.
  6. ttankzero is offline

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    Posted On:
    9/25/2009 11:35am


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    He has respect for McDonalds.

    It's spelled "osu".

    If they're over 16, hopefully the guy was intentionally screwing around. If he's under 16, then that's your problem.

    That and that he had respect for McDonalds.
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    9/25/2009 11:37am

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    We need more chlorine in the fucking gene pool!!!
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  8. foxd is offline

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    9/25/2009 11:38am


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    Or acid. I like acid.
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    9/25/2009 11:41am


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    Quote Originally Posted by foxd View Post
    I blame anime.

    And chemicals in the food.
    Hey, easy with that blame stick. No one ever talked bullshit about martial arts from watching FLCL.
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    9/25/2009 11:44am


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    Quote Originally Posted by galois View Post
    Hey, easy with that blame stick. No one ever talked bullshit about martial arts from watching FLCL.
    How many martial artists do you know that live near a giant teapot, grow guitars and robots and **** out of their foreheads, then beat people with them?

    :karated:
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