5 Insane Fighting Manuals (You Probably Shouldn’t Listen To)

**honest_truth** · Posted On: 9/24/2009 5:20pm

Originally Posted by Kid Miracleman

Nice article, but I don't think it's a good idea to hotlink images from other sites, especially Cracked.com.

Just sayin.'

plz tell froth i didnt post porno just for fun and intended this thread to be moosey-friendly.

**wanderlay** · Posted On: 9/24/2009 5:25pm

always good to see Bas getting a mention.... I think

**honest_truth** · Posted On: 9/24/2009 5:31pm

more bas rutten awesomeness

YouTube - Fight Science MMA - Bas Rutten Kicks a Crash Test Dummy

this time beating up crash dummies

YouTube - Brian Urlacher Almost Fights Bas Rutten

and someone else had a near death experience

**TheRuss** · Posted On: 9/24/2009 6:25pm

Originally Posted by honest_truth

YouTube - Brian Urlacher Almost Fights Bas Rutten

and someone else had a near death experience

Pushups.

**TheMightyMcClaw** · Posted On: 9/24/2009 6:34pm

I don't think it counts as plagiarism if you cite the author and link the original article.

**Mr. Machette** · Posted On: 9/24/2009 7:14pm

Originally Posted by honest_truth

more bas rutten awesomeness

this time beating up crash dummies

and someone else had a near death experience

Gotta love that guy. I swear he was born in the wrong century.

The man would be more at home on some ancient battlefield bludgeoning foes to death with the mangled corpses of their own comrades.

**Kid Miracleman** · Posted On: 9/24/2009 7:26pm

Originally Posted by TheMightyMcClaw

I don't think it counts as plagiarism if you cite the author and link the original article.

Oh no, I know that the OP isn't plagiarizing or anything like that. I'm just saying that hotlinking images from them isn't exactly kosher.

On another note, does anyone else here think that Scott Rogers looks like a clean-shaven version of Danny McBride from "The Foot Fist Way?"

**marcusdbrutus** · Posted On: 9/24/2009 7:35pm

Originally Posted by Mr. Machette

I swear he was born in the wrong century.

The man would be more at home on some ancient battlefield bludgeoning foes to death with the mangled corpses of their own comrades.

Not verbatim mind you, but come on now.

**Mr. Machette** · Posted On: 9/24/2009 7:49pm

Originally Posted by marcusdbrutus

Not verbatim mind you, but come on now.

What? It's a good line, and I think it truly does apply to a man like Bas.

And modern cars all look like electric razors!

**JKDChick** · Posted On: 9/24/2009 11:29pm

And then it gets crazier! He warns the viewer that people are using listening devices to get this information right at this very moment, but he has a SWAT team there to take care of it. I’m serious! This is not hyperbole for a comedy article! To be honest, I couldn’t understand some of the SWAT team part because nearby traffic choppers beat nearby camcorder microphones every time. But he definitely said something that implied there was a SWAT team close by to protect the intellectual copyrights of his karate tape.

This is the King of Awesome's Scepter of Awesome. Thank you for posing this and making me laugh in the middle of one of the worst weeks of my life.