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    What mess? Fucking milquetoasts. You guys don't even know what's going on behind the scenes right now.
    Normally, I'd say I was grappling, but I was taking down and mounting people, and JFS has kindly informed us that takedowns and being mounted are neither grappling nor anti grappling, so I'm not sure what the **** I was doing. Maybe schroedinger's sparring, where it's neither grappling nor anti-grappling until somoene observes it and collapses the waveform, and then I RNC a cat to death.----fatherdog

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    heheh....

    Yeah, you bunch of punks. Grow up and stand tall. We don't fear anyone...they fear US!!!

    And if they get too uppity, they'll get a taste of Asia next time! Or ME!!

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    Bullshido should consider hiring Leonard "J." Crabs.
    http://www.somethingawful.com/legal/

    Meanwhile, I will consult some internal stylists regarding anti-lawyering techniques, which will defeat any experienced lawyer without requiring me to know **** about the law.

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    I'm just going to start deleting posts about lawyers and lawsuits if you guys don't STFU.
    Normally, I'd say I was grappling, but I was taking down and mounting people, and JFS has kindly informed us that takedowns and being mounted are neither grappling nor anti grappling, so I'm not sure what the **** I was doing. Maybe schroedinger's sparring, where it's neither grappling nor anti-grappling until somoene observes it and collapses the waveform, and then I RNC a cat to death.----fatherdog

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    Originally posted by The Wastrel
    I'm just going to start deleting posts about lawyers and lawsuits if you guys don't STFU.
    Oh, the temptation...
    That civilisation may not sink,
    Its great battle lost,
    Quiet the dog, tether the pony
    To a distant post;
    Our master Caesar is in the tent
    Where the maps are spread,
    His eyes fixed upon nothing,
    A hand under his head.


    - W.B. Yeats

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    Originally posted by The Wastrel
    I'm just going to start deleting posts about lawyers and lawsuits if you guys don't STFU.
    HELP HELP I'M BEING REPRESSED!

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    The most powerful martial art in the world "litigation-fu".

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    Attorney-fu

    Lawsuit-fu

    Legal-fu

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Look at you all quivering...some of you probably wet your pants already...

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    I'm fucking serious. You all are pissing me off. The stupidest thing you could ever do in these situations is:

    1. Show weakness.
    2. By showing weakness indicate that your opponent possesses what you think to be a credible threat.
    3. Spelling out what that threat is, and exactly how it might affect you.

    Goddamn.
    Normally, I'd say I was grappling, but I was taking down and mounting people, and JFS has kindly informed us that takedowns and being mounted are neither grappling nor anti grappling, so I'm not sure what the **** I was doing. Maybe schroedinger's sparring, where it's neither grappling nor anti-grappling until somoene observes it and collapses the waveform, and then I RNC a cat to death.----fatherdog

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