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    Quote Originally Posted by jkdbuck76 View Post
    There will be no next one if she sees your ex running around with black eyes. Have your gf sew you into a sack at night like they did back in olden days.
    my gf is black i doubt she can have black eyes

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    Sleep on the fucking couch before you end up sounding like an ass in front of a judge.

    Quote Originally Posted by Kanye View Post
    my gf is black i doubt she can have black eyes
    WTF? Not unless she black and blue. What kind of comment is that?!
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    KosherKickboxer has t3h r34l chi sao

    In De Janerio, in blackest night,
    Luta Livre flees the fight,
    Behold Maeda's sacred tights;
    Beware my power... Blue Lantern's light!

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    so it's ok to hit black girls???

    FFS.

    Your sort disgust me.

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    I had conjunctivitis about a month ago. My girl was complaining that I was picking my eye-boogers and rubbing them in her face while I slept. I figured its OK because she's an Albino and i doubt she can get pink eye.
    Now darkness comes; you don't know if the whales are coming. - Royce Gracie


    KosherKickboxer has t3h r34l chi sao

    In De Janerio, in blackest night,
    Luta Livre flees the fight,
    Behold Maeda's sacred tights;
    Beware my power... Blue Lantern's light!

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    You, my friend, have an excellent defense to any charges of domestic battery. If you gf is at all violent and occasionally beats on you, you wanna keep that one in your holster. Get a bigger bed, and sleep out of reach.
    "We often joke -- and we really wish it were a joke -- that you will only encounter two basic problems with your 'self-defense' training.
    1) That it doesn't work
    2) That it does work"
    -Animal MacYoung

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    Quote Originally Posted by crappler View Post
    You, my friend, have an excellent defense to any charges of domestic battery. If you gf is at all violent and occasionally beats on you, you wanna keep that one in your holster. Get a bigger bed, and sleep out of reach.
    That's good advice. Thanks Crappler!
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    KosherKickboxer has t3h r34l chi sao

    In De Janerio, in blackest night,
    Luta Livre flees the fight,
    Behold Maeda's sacred tights;
    Beware my power... Blue Lantern's light!

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    Quote Originally Posted by War Wheel View Post
    That's good advice. Thanks Crappler!
    Hey, the top part is sound advice. Just look at his avatar.
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    Kama Sutra blue belt.

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    I used to **** guys like you in prison.
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    Dude I kill people for a fucking living.

    Dipshit

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    Crappler likes punishing the wiminz in uniform.
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    In a dream once, I was corner buy a growling Rottweiler. I was terrified. Since I was cornered with no other option I had to strike first. I put everything I had into punting the vicious beast under his jaw. I don't know how the dream would have panned out because I woke up when Mrs. Praxx screamed. While I dreamed of kicking the dog, I actually kicked her in the ass.

    I love that story.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kanye View Post
    I remember sleeping with my sister
    I think maybe you're seeking help for the wrong problem

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