Shaolin-do: fighting multiple opponents

!! · 09-09-2009, 02:54 PM

Shaolin-do is not made for 1 v 1, it specializes in fighting Multiple Opponents...at my Dojo we were doing multiple fighting drills and everyone was easily able to take down eatch attacker with no effort what so ever. The training partners just fell down to my l33t sk1ll5. In grappling arts like BJJ and Judo...you can't do this. Why? ur grabbing onto some other dude doing fancy rolls then the guys buddy comes up and stomps u in the head in the middle of your hip toss,

I fought college wrestler champs, There grapple was WAY to slow. Whats up with this famous double leg? LOl do that to me in my sleeep,
In Shaolin-Do you can easily hit pressure points and make some one's heart stop when ever you want...ever hear of the 5 steps of death? its true! I seen my sifu do it to a mugger and was AMAZED. some dude came into the Dojo asking to use the restroom and my Sifu instantly noticed the danger and took care of the mugger.

It's ok if you don't believe me, I have pictures for proof...

Sri Hanuman · 09-09-2009, 02:56 PM

As far as troll jobs go, I've seen worse.
If per some chance you're actually serious, come to a throwdown and be enlightened.

1point2 · 09-09-2009, 03:00 PM

Obvious troll is obvious.

But amusing.

DANCE FOR US, WEDNESDAY TROLL!

Sri Hanuman · 09-09-2009, 03:01 PM

Oh crap, it's Wednesday?
I need to wake the hell up.

hpr · 09-09-2009, 03:09 PM

I give it a 2/10. Not very funny, not even slightly original but at least he uses capital letters and sentences. Good trolling needs good readability, so that gives the extra point for effort.

Sri Hanuman · 09-09-2009, 03:13 PM

HPR is on to something. We need to start a rating system for trolls.

Punctuation, 1 pt.
Grammar, 1 pt.
Proper use of vowels, 1pt.
Complete sentenses, 1 pt.
T3h funny, 1 pt.

so far this guy gets about a 3.

Erdrickgr · 09-09-2009, 03:15 PM

But the real question is, do you have the...

power of the chi

?

Chili Pepper · 09-09-2009, 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Humanzee

HPR is on to something. We need to start a rating system for trolls.

Punctuation, 1 pt.
Grammar, 1 pt.
Proper use of vowels, 1pt.
Complete sentenses, 1 pt.
T3h funny, 1 pt.

so far this guy gets about a 3.

The rec.martial-arts usegroup has had the Richman Trolling Scale for a few years. I think it hurts the trolls' feelings to know that 1) they're not original, and 2) their performance is being graded.

Sri Hanuman · 09-09-2009, 03:27 PM

And we need It Is Fake to do a Simon Cowell-esque closing commentary.

danniboi07 · 09-09-2009, 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1point2

Obvious troll is obvious.

But amusing.

DANCE FOR US, WEDNESDAY TROLL!

Dance to the music trolly troll!

YouTube - Boxxy - Trollin' Loop

09-09-2009, 02:54 PM	#1
!! Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Universe Posts: 0	Shaolin-do: fighting multiple opponents Shaolin-do is not made for 1 v 1, it specializes in fighting Multiple Opponents...at my Dojo we were doing multiple fighting drills and everyone was easily able to take down eatch attacker with no effort what so ever. The training partners just fell down to my l33t sk1ll5. In grappling arts like BJJ and Judo...you can't do this. Why? ur grabbing onto some other dude doing fancy rolls then the guys buddy comes up and stomps u in the head in the middle of your hip toss, I fought college wrestler champs, There grapple was WAY to slow. Whats up with this famous double leg? LOl do that to me in my sleeep, In Shaolin-Do you can easily hit pressure points and make some one's heart stop when ever you want...ever hear of the 5 steps of death? its true! I seen my sifu do it to a mugger and was AMAZED. some dude came into the Dojo asking to use the restroom and my Sifu instantly noticed the danger and took care of the mugger. It's ok if you don't believe me, I have pictures for proof...