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    Quote Originally Posted by kwan_dao View Post
    BTW: Why do you have a picture of osama bin laden dressed up as a belly dancer for your avatar? I bet there is an interesting story behind that...
    Thread delivers.

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    Merry Christmas! shitter's full... supporting member

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    i know for a FACT that zoidberg has had many "funny bones" in him. sometimes two at a time!

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    Quote Originally Posted by white_kimbo View Post
    i know for a FACT that zoidberg has had many "funny bones" in him. sometimes two at a time!
    Is that like getting the chinese fingercuffs treatment from two clowns?
    Go placidly amid the noise and haste,
    and remember what peace there may be in silence.
    As far as possible, without surrender,
    be on good terms with all persons.
    Speak your truth quietly and clearly;
    and listen to others,
    even to the dull and ignorant;
    they too have their story.

    -excerpt of the poem called "Desiderata," by Max Ehrman, 1927.

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    Merry Christmas! shitter's full... supporting member

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    that is EXACTLY what i'm talking about JP. you win.

    now come inside, take off your shoes and pants and have some cookies with me while i put on this bozo mask.

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    I know how the OP's story ends:

    Quote Originally Posted by FLMKane From The Future!
    FORTUNATELY, there was a haystack behind the chair.

    UNFORTUNATELY, there was a pitchfork in the haystack.

    FORTUNATELY, the guy missed the pitchfork.

    UNFORTUNATELY, the guy missed the haystack.

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    It's all about the clinch. The clinch, I said. supporting member
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    Quote Originally Posted by white_kimbo View Post
    that is EXACTLY what i'm talking about JP. you win.

    now come inside, take off your shoes and pants and have some cookies with me while i put on this bozo mask.
    YAY! Cookies.


    Wait a minute, who's gonna be the other clown?
    Go placidly amid the noise and haste,
    and remember what peace there may be in silence.
    As far as possible, without surrender,
    be on good terms with all persons.
    Speak your truth quietly and clearly;
    and listen to others,
    even to the dull and ignorant;
    they too have their story.

    -excerpt of the poem called "Desiderata," by Max Ehrman, 1927.

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    Quote Originally Posted by white_kimbo View Post
    i know for a FACT that zoidberg has had many "funny bones" in him. sometimes two at a time!
    ...and once even three!!!











    ...oh, wait...is this a sex joke? Well, it's still true.

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    :ninja2:The guy was not hurt by the flying knee because he is a Ki master.

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    The reason that your flying knee didn't work is because Muy Thai and all that UFC stuff is fake. What really works is a wrestling move called the clothesline. When the junkie runs at you full speed, don't hop on a table; instead, you should merely step to the side, stick your arm out, and watch as he runs neck first into your arm and falls on the floor.

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    Moonsault FTW!!!

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