How the hell does a guy survive a flying knee strike?

**resolve** · Posted On: 9/07/2009 11:09am

Originally Posted by kwan_dao

BTW: Why do you have a picture of osama bin laden dressed up as a belly dancer for your avatar? I bet there is an interesting story behind that...

Thread delivers.

**omoplatypus** · Posted On: 9/07/2009 11:17am

i know for a FACT that zoidberg has had many "funny bones" in him. sometimes two at a time!

JP · Posted On: 9/07/2009 11:30am

Originally Posted by white_kimbo

i know for a FACT that zoidberg has had many "funny bones" in him. sometimes two at a time!

Is that like getting the chinese fingercuffs treatment from two clowns?

**omoplatypus** · Posted On: 9/07/2009 12:10pm

that is EXACTLY what i'm talking about JP. you win.

now come inside, take off your shoes and pants and have some cookies with me while i put on this bozo mask.

**Cy Q. Faunce** · Posted On: 9/07/2009 3:25pm

I know how the OP's story ends:

Originally Posted by FLMKane From The Future!

FORTUNATELY, there was a haystack behind the chair.

UNFORTUNATELY, there was a pitchfork in the haystack.

FORTUNATELY, the guy missed the pitchfork.

UNFORTUNATELY, the guy missed the haystack.

JP · Posted On: 9/07/2009 3:58pm

Originally Posted by white_kimbo

that is EXACTLY what i'm talking about JP. you win.

now come inside, take off your shoes and pants and have some cookies with me while i put on this bozo mask.

YAY! Cookies.

Wait a minute, who's gonna be the other clown?

**vile_zoidberg** · Posted On: 9/07/2009 10:00pm

Originally Posted by white_kimbo

i know for a FACT that zoidberg has had many "funny bones" in him. sometimes two at a time!

...and once even three!!!

...oh, wait...is this a sex joke? Well, it's still true.

**meby** · Posted On: 9/07/2009 10:39pm

:ninja2:The guy was not hurt by the flying knee because he is a Ki master.

**PimpDawg** · Posted On: 9/10/2009 11:44pm

The reason that your flying knee didn't work is because Muy Thai and all that UFC stuff is fake. What really works is a wrestling move called the clothesline. When the junkie runs at you full speed, don't hop on a table; instead, you should merely step to the side, stick your arm out, and watch as he runs neck first into your arm and falls on the floor.