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    Hell yeah! Hell no!

    Spastic guy in my gym with NO ma experience suddenly knows what's the best system

    In my weights gym there's this skinny guy who has no experience in fighting or ma other than watching youtube videos

    One other kid asks my advice on what ma he should get into (he's a total noob), I advise him to get into boxing since he has no concept of footwork and basic punching so why get into complicated stuff all at once


    Then comes the youtube weirdo, saying out of the blue "Senshido is still the most effective"


    I'm like whatnow? What the **** is SENSHIDO again? The nerd continues to explain "It's a ma based on ripping your opponents face appart, biting and ripping"

    I say "that's the most retarded thing I've heard you say since I've met you and you said that you will reach a 200kg atg squat within a year if you took steroids" (guy currently half squats 80 kg after like 5 years of "training")

    So I got home and youtubed "senshido", wowzers this is like the zenith of larp planet
    YouTube - Senshido "Survivng the Streets" DVD clip

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    Acting out the bar sceen adds realisim to your training..

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    Quote Originally Posted by svt2026 View Post
    Acting out the bar sceen adds realisim to your training..
    You need to focus on your most important weapon for t3h str33t: mouth boxing

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    Now all they need is screeming bitches in the background "My man is gona kick your ass" right before her man gets KTFO.

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    "It's a ma based on ripping your opponents face appart, biting and ripping"

    No thanks, I'm rather fond of my immune system.

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    Quote Originally Posted by svt2026 View Post
    Now all they need is screeming bitches in the background "My man is gona kick your ass" right before her man gets KTFO.
    lmao! for real

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    I thought it was going to be Chun.This is even more retarded.

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    " "...no further comment.

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    Did he just say "shredder package" and "shredder enhancer"!? So... this is what MA he did, no wonder he always got his ass kicked by a bunch of damn turtles.

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    I'd try to describe how fucking bad that is, but the video really speaks for itself.

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