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    Jeffrey Dahmer Vs John Wayne Gacy
    Zombie vs Cannibal
    Frat Boy vs Guido

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    Quote Originally Posted by cuatro76 View Post
    Jeffrey Dahmer Vs John Wayne Gacy
    Zombie vs Cannibal
    Frat Boy vs Guido
    I kinda want to see

    Chav vs. Guido

    and

    Gansta vs. hillbilly

    I predict the Guido will beat the Chav because the Chav's china knife will be no match for the Guido's free weights

    and the hillbilly will beat the gansta via wammy-shells!

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMightyMcClaw View Post
    Holy ****, they're actually make Vietcong versus Nazi? That episode is going to kick so much ass.
    If the book The Devil's Guard ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Devil%27s_Guard ) is to be believed, the Viet Minh ( predecessors of VC ) came out on the short end of the stick. But the French lost anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Valiss View Post
    Repeating crossbow? Oh man I so want to see that in action!
    Fun fact: in Chinese, the repeating crossbow (liannu) is also known as the Zhuge Nu, after famed Three Kingdoms era strategist Zhuge Liang, who most of us will recognize from playing Dynasty Warriors. While Zhuge Liang did not invent the repeating crossbow, he apparently made a great many innovations to it's design, and was one of the leading repeating crossbow engineers of his day.
    Another fun fact: Repeating crossbows were used as late as the Sino-Japanese war (1894-95), in which the Qing bannerman used massive fixed-position repeating crossbows against the Japanese. Before anyone gets too excited, It should also be noted that the Japanese won that particular war. An old woodblock print illustrates below:


    And now you know. And knowing is half the battle.

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    12 year old black belt TMA larper vs. catholic priest
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    Quote Originally Posted by it is fake View Post
    yeah, normally i'd get a quote, but couldn't be bothered.

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    Quote Originally Posted by white_kimbo View Post
    12 year old black belt TMA larper vs. catholic priest
    The catholic priest wins, because he got the edge in long range. Divine smiting via lightning bolts from heaven vs Hadoken.

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    The show wouldn't be as retarded if they didin't pretend that there's computer technology that can actually calculate victory percentages.
    . Aztec Jaguar Warrior - Latin male expert, 20s to 40s, with proficient knowledge of Aztec Jaguar Warrior history. weaponry and combat. physical fitness is a must!
    WTF?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TrueKarateKid View Post
    The catholic priest wins, because he got the edge in long range. Divine smiting via lightning bolts from heaven vs Hadoken.
    No, you missed the joke. Catholic priest wins because he traumatizes the 12 year old boy for the rest of his life. By touching him in the backroom. Sexually.

    Zing!

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    Greenpeace Vs Norwegian Whalers

    Bruce Lee Vs Bruce Lee

    Danni Ashe Vs Chloe Vevrier.....

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    :qright2:George W. Bush vs. Osama Bin Laden

    Norm from Cheers vs. Jack from Will & Grace

    Ron Jeremy vs. Jerry Fallwell

    I watched the first few episodes of that drivel, then just became disgusted with the whole show.
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    i was once told that "do" means wrecking people's **** for your own philosophical betterment.

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    I could be mistaking dumbness for delusion. I'll have to go dig out my DSM IV. It's great to have stumbled upon this site. The rich fauna and flora of mental dysfunction that exists in the martial arts is amazing. It's like the Galapagos.

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