Deadliest Warrior - Season 2

**lostitagain** · Posted On: 9/03/2009 8:08am

Devastator vs. Voltron would be cool.

That being said we should support more shows like "Warriors" on the history channel if we want quality programming concerning the martial arts.

**Kovacs** · Posted On: 9/03/2009 8:26am

Originally Posted by Holy Moment

Street vs. Sport

Kramer vs. Kramer.

**vile_zoidberg** · Posted On: 9/03/2009 8:48am

Originally Posted by TrueKarateKid

These are the matchups I want to see!

Samurai vs Knight
Ninja vs Pirate
Solid Snake vs James Bond
Butter vs Toast
Wing Chun vs Aikido
Samus Aran vs Master Chief

At least if they didn't take themselves so seriously, it could be f*cking hilarious.

Ah well. It'll be something to watch when I get bored and decide I have far too many brain cells.

Solid Snake would win, no doubt about it. James Bond has to try to woo his bitchez; Snake doesn't even try. Snake has (repeatedly) taken on massive robots. What has Bond done? Fought a dwarf wearing a hat? Please.

**TrueKarateKid** · Posted On: 9/03/2009 10:46am

Originally Posted by vile_zoidberg

Solid Snake would win, no doubt about it. James Bond has to try to woo his bitchez; Snake doesn't even try. Snake has (repeatedly) taken on massive robots. What has Bond done? Fought a dwarf wearing a hat? Please.

You don't think it would be fun and enjoyable to see a fake spy get his ass kicked by the incarnation of win?

**Bad Apple** · Posted On: 9/03/2009 2:33pm

The first season jumped the shark for me with yakuza vs mafia. This season will get its silly on right away.

My match-up would be Hells Angels vs Shriners. (I picture one of those tiny cars all tricked out "Road Warrior" style.) The winner....the Shriner via improvised fez hat tassle/colostomy bag garrot.

/In all seriousness **** this show.

**Holy Moment** · Posted On: 9/03/2009 2:56pm

Solid Snake would win, no doubt about it. James Bond has to try to woo his bitchez; Snake doesn't even try. Snake has (repeatedly) taken on massive robots. What has Bond done? Fought a dwarf wearing a hat? Please.

This is true if it's Roger Moore, but Timothy Dalton Bond was a beast.

**mjgb61** · Posted On: 9/03/2009 3:06pm

Snoopy vs the Red Baron

**TheMightyMcClaw** · Posted On: 9/03/2009 3:32pm

Holy ****, they're actually make Vietcong versus Nazi? That episode is going to kick so much ass.
I'm disappointed that there isn't anything coming out of China or India for the next season, because both of those countries have produced some re-fucking-diculous weapons that would be so much fun to watch pigs get cut in half with.
See: Urumi , Pata, wolf tooth cudgel, repeating crossbow.

**crawford** · Posted On: 9/03/2009 4:18pm

Originally Posted by The Question

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For this season I wanna see:

Mas Oyama vs Muhammad Ali
D'Argtagnan the Musketeer vs Conan the Barbarian
Snake vs Tiger
Spy vs Spy
and
Marvel vs Capcom.

Now that Disney has acquired Marvel, this could be an interesting contest... a Mickey Mouse contest, but interesting nonetheless.

**Valiss** · Posted On: 9/03/2009 4:24pm

Originally Posted by TheMightyMcClaw

Holy ****, they're actually make Vietcong versus Nazi? That episode is going to kick so much ass.
I'm disappointed that there isn't anything coming out of China or India for the next season, because both of those countries have produced some re-fucking-diculous weapons that would be so much fun to watch pigs get cut in half with.
See: Urumi , Pata, wolf tooth cudgel, repeating crossbow.

Repeating crossbow? Oh man I so want to see that in action!