Deadliest Warrior - Season 2

**Valiss** · Posted On: 9/02/2009 3:12pm

I like how they want a son or relative of a Vietcong Soldier, yet make no similar request for that of the SS Soldier. Hmmmmm...

It's crap. It's LARP. It's over the top. I'll watch.

**Styygens** · Posted On: 9/02/2009 5:08pm

Originally Posted by Valiss

ROLES

. Aztec Jaguar Warrior - Latin male expert, 20s to 40s, with proficient knowledge of Aztec Jaguar Warrior history. weaponry and combat. physical fitness is a must!

. Aande (Azande) Warrior - African male expert 20s to 40s with proficient knowledge of Zande warrior who comes from North Central Africa-Sudan. must be knowledgeable about Zande, history, weaponry and combat! physical fitness a must!

. Persian Immortals - Persian male expert 20s to 40s with proficient knowledge of Persian Immortal Warrior during 547bc-330bc, think 300 the movie! Knowledge in Persian Immortals history, weaponry and combat plus! physical fitness a must!

. Celtic Warrior - (also called the gauls) white male expert 20s to 40s with proficient knowledge of celtic/gaul warrior from (450bc-100ad). knowledge in celtic/gaul history, weapontry and combat would be fantastic! physical fitness a must!

. Vietcong Soldiers - Vietnamese, male expert 20s to 40s with proficient knowledge of Vietnam war, history, weaponry and combat! this role is great for a Vietnamese history buff, maybe the son or some other immediate relation to a close relative who fought and survived
the Vietnam war, physical fitness a must!

. Waffen S.S. Nazi - Elite shock troops, male expert 20.s to 40s with proficient WWII knowledge in S.S. history, weaponry and combat! physical fitness a must!

. Comanche Indian - warrior male, expert , with proficient knowledge in Comanche history, weaponry, and combat! ability to ride horse is a plus and physical fitness a must!

. Mongol Warrior - male, expert 20s to 40s with proficient knowledge in Mongolian history, weaponry, warfare and combat! archery knowledge and the ability to ride horse are an added plus! physical fitness a must

. Medellin Cartel - male 30s to 40s with proficient knowledge of colombian cocaine history, weapontry and combat. knowledge of smuggling operations and supply is an added plus. physical fitness a must

. Somalian Pirates - male 20 to 40s with proficient knowledge of Somalian pirate history, tactics and weaponry. Somalians encouraged tot apply. physical fitness a must!

. KGB - Russian intelligence expert male 30s to 40s proficient knowledge of cold war history, tactics, weaponry and combat! physical fitness a must!

. C.I.A. - Civil intelligence expert male 30s to 40s proficient knowledge of CIA history weaponry and combat during cold war era 1947-present

This is going to be at least as awesome as the GI Joe movie...

Do you think they realize a lot of Celts fought naked?

And just what they hell is a KGB/CIA throwdown going to look like? KGB lures CIA with hot blonde? CIA lures KGB with a bottle of vodka tied to a string? I mean, WTF? Fighting each other wasn't a high priority.

**Holy Moment** · Posted On: 9/02/2009 5:13pm

Mas Oyama vs Muhammad Ali
D'Argtagnan the Musketeer vs Conan the Barbarian
Snake vs Tiger
Spy vs Spy
and
Marvel vs Capcom.

Street vs. Sport

**TrueKarateKid** · Posted On: 9/02/2009 11:52pm

These are the matchups I want to see!

Samurai vs Knight
Ninja vs Pirate
Solid Snake vs James Bond
Butter vs Toast
Wing Chun vs Aikido
Samus Aran vs Master Chief

At least if they didn't take themselves so seriously, it could be f*cking hilarious.

Ah well. It'll be something to watch when I get bored and decide I have far too many brain cells.

**Conde Koma** · Posted On: 9/03/2009 12:26am

Let's face it, it's a terrible show, they take it too seriously, AND IT'S STILL GREAT ENTERTAINMENT.

My favorite guilty pleasure. My money's on the Mongolians.

**Cybren** · Posted On: 9/03/2009 12:36am

I want to see Julie D'Aubigny vs Cris Cyborg

**The Question** · Posted On: 9/03/2009 12:51am

Originally Posted by TrueKarateKid

Samus Aran vs Master Chief

Stop fucking around. I know you've seen this one before.

**Sley** · Posted On: 9/03/2009 12:59am

I know someone who would love to be the SS guy... sacrily he's almost qualified...

**vaquero de las nalgas** · Posted On: 9/03/2009 1:04am

• Medellin Cartel - male 30s to 40s with proficient knowledge of colombian cocaine history, weapontry and combat. knowledge of smuggling operations and supply is an added plus. physical fitness a must

Hmmm I wonder if they are going to help with that "supply" part if I send in my resume....