...is THE PENETRATOR
Posted On:8/31/2009 7:15pm
Style: German longsword, .45 ACP
YouTube - Gymkata Infamous "Village of the Crazies" Fight Scene
I was pretty delighted to find that the Gymkata Village of the Damned footage is on YouTube. IT demonstrates how on t3h str33t against crazy people you need acrobatic kung fu like skills whereas grappling won't work because they have sickles and farm implements.
“nobody shoots anybody in the face unless you’re a hit man or a video gamer.” - Jack Thompson
Posted On:8/31/2009 8:07pm
Can someone help me to understand why that first guy had to cut his own hand off?
I think this proves that gymnastics events will prepare you for real fights.
Posted On:8/31/2009 8:40pm
This is true, we should show Kungfu what ever his name was and apologize to him for not knowing the true.
Posted On:8/31/2009 8:47pm
YouTube - Juno Reactor - God Is God
"The only important elements in any society
are the artistic and the criminal,
because they alone, by questioning the society's values,
can force it to change."-Samuel R. Delany
RENDERING GELATINOUS WINDMILL OF DICKS
THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BEST NON-EUCLIDIAN SPLATTERJOUST EVER
It seems that the only people who support anarchy are faggots, who want their pathetic immoral lifestyle accepted by the mainstream society. It wont be so they try to create their own.-Oldman34, friend to all children
Posted On:8/31/2009 11:32pm
Style: Karate-knockdown, BJJ
I am so going to start gymnastics next week. Right after I give up my BB and school to the local McIdiot. Then I will rule the MMA world with my crazy Gym skills.
Posted On:9/01/2009 11:24am
Style: blunt trauma
Was that the King at 5:45?
Posted On:9/01/2009 11:40am
Style: Kettles (MA hiatus).
I'm just buying a latex mask for the back of my head. TEh Str3Ats don't seem so deadly now I know that I can disappear just by turning my back.
Posted On:9/01/2009 12:17pm
Style: Gym drifter
Where is Borat in all of this!?
Originally Posted by MrBadGuy
The Dog kid's mom is parked next to me in the parking lot. He runs up and asks me a question. "Hey dude, where did you learn that stuff?"
"That was grappling. Real MMA."
"Where do I go for that?"
I was a little shocked. Sure, he changed sides quickly, but I guess even a dog can realize it has more in common with the wolf than with the shephard.
I give him the names of some BJJ schools in the area, and we go our separate ways.
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