Post thread titles as if it were the 90's

**omoplatypus** · Posted On: 8/31/2009 7:05pm

my instructor put color me badd and 4 non blondes in the sparring play list.*

and yes, that actually happened in class when an older instructor decided to put in "modern young people music" into our workout.

**omoplatypus** · Posted On: 8/31/2009 7:06pm

Now that night court got canceled i can train an extra night a week!

**Kentucky Fried Chokin** · Posted On: 8/31/2009 7:08pm

Who would win in a fight...

**marcusdbrutus** · Posted On: 8/31/2009 7:10pm

How rules make sport fighting useless:

**Vince Tortelli** · Posted On: 8/31/2009 7:11pm

WHAT!!

**Kentucky Fried Chokin** · Posted On: 8/31/2009 7:11pm

Which style is best?

**Suprore** · Posted On: 8/31/2009 7:13pm

hi im 8 yrs old and i want 2 lern kung foo becasu karatee is cool but i went 2 be moor poworful im traning at my hosue

**MSphinx** · Posted On: 8/31/2009 7:14pm

Mark Kerr is unbeatable

He's just too strong for anyone in NHB. The time for musclebound giants in the sport has arrived. I know martial artists are getting pissed off that a wrestler can win purely by virtue of size, but them's the breaks. If fighters can't hack it, they shouldn't be fighting.

**MSphinx** · Posted On: 8/31/2009 7:15pm

A bright young fighter makes his UFC debut

This Randy Couture guy's got skills. We'll see if he has staying power.

***battlefields*** · Posted On: 8/31/2009 7:17pm

Anyone played the new streetfighter? I am learning a secret art from this elite army guy who is teaching me how to do a hadoken, except he calls it a chee fire ball. I am going to be invincible.

Edit: I am 10 years old and I think I have stumbled on some top secret government communication device that is called Interwebs, which I don't think is even available in Australia to the average person for another five years or so.