Talking to my drunk LARPing spetsnaz uncle

**omoplatypus** · Posted On: 8/11/2009 9:50am

does your uncle give you candy before or after the tickle fights?

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**Lebell** · Posted On: 8/11/2009 9:51am

Originally Posted by Foolish

You are or will be the crazy uncle. Do you have man boobs? What about an ear fetish?

i am uncle lebell, awesome friend of all children, comforter of married women.
i dont have manboobs but awesome pecs and a niple piercing.

say, i have a nest of puppies, would you like to drop by sometimes and come pet them?

**honest_truth** · Posted On: 8/11/2009 10:06am

Originally Posted by Lebell

i am uncle lebell, awesome friend of all children, comforter of married women.
i dont have manboobs but awesome pecs and a niple piercing.

say, i have a nest of puppies, would you like to drop by sometimes and come pet them?

This seemed appropriate

**komodo** · Posted On: 8/30/2009 1:20am

You're family sounds FREAKIN' AWESOME. Mine is filled with self-absorbed bores... like me. I never hear from them. They never hear from me. We all get along great as long as it stays that way.

Though I also have a lunatic uncle. Two, actually. Weird. But the truth is that about 1 in 30 people are nuts, so it is almost impossible not to have one pretty close to you.

**Purpleskunk** · Posted On: 8/30/2009 1:56am

wtf? how does rolling in a gi feel with that nipple piercing?

**Squerlli** · Posted On: 8/30/2009 2:26am

My god if I could tell you stories about my dad...

10+ car accidents.
Countless b/s stories.
Showboating douche bag.
Selfish idiot syndrome.
Deep seated psychological issues.

God damn it, **** you alcoholism...

I need a fucking drink *sigh*

**permahudef** · Posted On: 8/30/2009 12:10pm

Hilarious phonecalls resulting from drinking are awesome.
Real problems resulting from drinking suck.

**The Question** · Posted On: 8/30/2009 2:02pm

Yeah Spetsnaz! (Anyone seen that episode of Greatest Warrior where the Spetsnaz beat down the Green Beret and then yell "Yeah, Spetsnaz!". Damn, that show is so motherfucking stupid).

**Dsimon3387** · Posted On: 8/30/2009 3:43pm

My dad is Jewish my mom Gentile... both come from Eastern Europe and Russia... So we have all the Russian **** going on. My family has some nuts but they all love me so I always got a lot of support... including from my 3 gorgeous older cousins. I remember going through puberty and having a perpetual boner at family gatherings at my uncles house with my 3 cousins.

I agree with the sentiments: I actually prefer nuts and crazies and have quite a few as friends.. they are interesting people, some very bright people in fact. One of my favorite martial arts buddies is this fat puerto Rican into Santa Ria from the South Bronx. He is one of Professor V anbd David James students... he used to get kicked out of their dojo for being too rough!! But I tamed him (he couldn't brak me) haha and out of that respect came a great friendship... this guy is crazy though! he took out 3 transit cops, took their weaons, away and all! I love people like this, I trust this guy and he is a loyal friend.